♬ Goddamn you half-Japanese driver
Said a bad thing online
With the word you said, you hit the trigger
And it’s n[uh, nevermind], baby
But you shan’t talk, shan’t look, shan’t think it please
You’re the epitome of dipshittery
Why you wanna go and say it like that?
Come down on the track and drive with me ♬

Black and orange scrubs with a leather overlay and huge ST. ANTHONY MEDICAL CENTER patches embroidered on the back coming soon to a hospital near you!

Owning a plane is wildly expensive and not really comparable to owning a car, and though in some ways it is like a house, your house doesn’t cost hundreds or thousands of dollars an hour to operate (yes, an hour). On top of the mentioned fuel and overhaul cost, there are a myriad of items that require an annual…

Not pictured: My girlfriend saying, “How small is this guy’s dick?”

Here’s the fundamental difference between Mercedes and Ferrari, one Binotto needs to address in the off-season if he wants Ferrari to improve. It’s not going to be an easy change because this is inherently ingrained in Ferrari’s culture and part of it is due to being an Italian team that the Italians adore:

GUUUUUUH I’m so tired of answering this question. The sources are not hard to find if you look.

Well I’m definitely not buying one now. If it can’t even finish at Baja, how can I expect it to drive home from the grocery store?

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Is Melanie’s dumb ass waving at the Jumbotron?

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

3-9 is more likely.

You were right. I called her. I told her how I am married now but think about her every day. I asked if she felt the same and all she had to say was THE MOBILE SITE FUCKING SUCKS.

You missed the point. That one replay cost Oklahoma the game and maybe season, NOT giving up 48 points to Kansas State.

Reporter to World Series player:

They’re not saying “boo”, they’re saying "Fuck YOOOUUUU!"

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny.