So I was headed to the office the other day and the folks next door had their door open. Clearly I need to get to know my neighbors a little better....

I’d really like for it to warm up now. Cabin fever has taken hold.

Ok now it seems I’m a bit obsessed....

Forgot it was Easter so I had some time on my hands. For whatever reason I felt like sketching up a junkyard Civic. So I did. Here ya go!

While out on a run for fresh dill. There was none to be had.

Joker contemplating a jump out the window of my A3. I posted this on Jalopnik a while back, but it didn’t get much traction (get it? Quattro? traction!? I’m killing this morning). He did jump out, and ran straight into a stinky gross pond.

This is Joker’s serious face.

So I’m putting gas in the M3 and a dude in an X5 rolls up and parks across two spots and half the walkway. I mutter “you’re making us look bad...”

Last week there was a crapload of snow, today it was 75 degrees. Finally got a proper car wash in. Good thing, too, because I stepped inside for no more than two minutes and the temp dropped to 55. Fun while it lasted.

New this year. Even the snow we got last night melted before I could use it. Still has plastic wrap from the factory.

My five-year old nephew is coming to visit this weekend and I totally used it as an excuse to buy a Lego train set and a bunch of spare tracks. Y’know, for him to play with. I’m suuuuuper excited and NO HE CANNOT TAKE THEM HOME WITH HIM. My wife thinks that makes me an asshole (hint: I AM).

I should be happy that I have space for two cars, but that means no project car. I really want a project car. Until then, I suppose I’ll stare at this and make engine noises.