Maybe we’re all just parodies of porn...bad ones, at that.

There’s already a porn parody: “Silicone Swinging”

So did perjury charges get filed or not?

Good tips! I made a PVC carport for kids toys with some corrugated roofing sheets. One issue I’ve run into with PVC hacks is finding 3-way elbows and 4-way T’s at local stores. When I asked at Home Depot, I was told that those aren’t very useful for plumbing so they don’t always carry them, even though people ask…

Well stop that. It’s silly and slow.

You forgot 3.5: add bacon-grease paper towels back into sandwich

Don’t beat yourself up. Your namesake is a treasure to be shared with all...unlike “The Biles” which would be fatal for most of us to attempt.

Meh, as opposed to changing my entrenched human behaviors for the betterment of mankind, I’m just going to wait a couple years for the self-driving algorithms to figure it out.

Really just when someone’s trying to stab you in the heart.

Are you responding to a question asked in the future? Are you bulimic?

No! Their ability is never enough! I want to put a microphone in front of their faces and hear their opinions on world events!

But they didn’t have fatties in the Olympics either. It’s not like you’d see an authentic cross-section of body types in our modern games...

After switching from DSC to Dorco, I have to assume that Dorco is the right choice for most people. Dorco’s noticeably cheaper, and it’s not like we’re talking about bulky or costly products that benefit from monthly replenishment. Dorco even sent me a $7 coupon the same week I had planned my first reorder!

After seeing ReadyDesk for $180, I bought $20 of plywood and made it a weekend project. I’d recommend for a DIYer! It can be even simpler if you know the height for your shelves.

After seeing ReadyDesk for $180, I bought $20 of plywood and made it a weekend project. I’d recommend for a DIYer!…

No quantity of Dunkin Donuts Munchkins could meet my expectations. They’re just not good. And I’m no DD hater, I was there this morning with my kids. My munchkin threw a Munchkin on the floor and a manager rushed over to bring a new one! Great customer service!

You had better let us know or the internet will think you’re a liar.

It must be tough to take measurements in there, but I guess that’s what grad students are for!

I agree that the recruiter can wade tension greatly. The risk I’ve seen play out is that the recruiter is totally incentivized to make the deal. I turned down an offer recently when a recruiter tried late in the game to bridge a salary gap too far, she was professional and I can’t fault her for that. However, my wife…

Also came here to say that. I did a side by side with 20 oz Ozark Trail vs. Yeti, and they’re indistinguishable: same performance with ice, same size, same weight within 0.1 oz, and they look so identical they must have been made at same factory.

Also came here to say that. I did a side by side with 20 oz Ozark Trail vs. Yeti, and they’re indistinguishable:…

Grinding your teeth? In actuality, or metaphorically? Dammit! I want to say “literally” properly, and it’s been ruined.