Ahh! This is the guy! Everybody get him!!!

Especially when it starts with a two paragraph preamble of all the things they know just so they can follow-up with the question they don’t actually need to know.

Besides the peace of mind argument, a warranty can be a cash flow issue too for high-dollar investments. I can gamble on a $99 warranty that I’ll probably never use right now because I don’t think I can risk not having a laptop (or whatever) should mine break.

Thank you! Here’s how the LH advice should read: stop doing that thing that makes you shit yourself.

Too late, we’re hijacking this family thread! Now my mind is wondering if someone out there is running, say...an escort service by sending Outlook invites with reminders, locations, and multiple attendees, etc...I guess imagining mundane business tasks in more lurid industries is a way to pass the workday...

I have kids, sounds about right <falls asleep on keyboard>

This lady works for a construction contractor, clearly. This looks like a construction timeline schedule.

I’d like to take a closer look before buying. Can you meet halfway to Anchorage?

Those limits are set by engineers with good reason.

Where should I put my other drink?

Thanks for the good advice! I’m a DIYer-in-progress trying to figure these things out. Some unsolicited observations I’ve had lately in my journey:

I like that this works in the workplace as well!

Nice approach on the analysis! Unfortunately, you did not state your academic degree first, so I award you no points.

I consider woodworking the original RPG, but instead of collecting a dragonbone breastplate, I might buy a backup set of pipe clamps. Fun either way!

Personally, I think it was a good change from the prototype’s working name: Fully Integrated Network for Ground Based Launch Identification and Missile Protection (F-ING BLIMP)

This is a wonderful fix for a frequent problem I have! Though it’s also annoying when good features are masked in gestures and hidden buttons for the sake of “design”.

You could try deriving your self-worth from something other than the generalized appearance of your neighborhood...no, that would never work.

Those with “birthin’ hips” have a better platform. The kids just slide off my dadbod love handles. They need to learn to walk sometime anyway.

I can enthusiastically recommend to anyone looking for discomfort that they have some kids!

Delta Force operators are selected for their low personal radar signature. True story.