They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

Sorry, my universal gibberish translator is broken.

Putting this out there in advance of the guys thinking this is an unfair “man tax”.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

If you spent part of your early twenties sharing space with this IKEA rug, say ‘aye.’

What annoys me is that he lost weight, got fit and suddenly he’s hottie of the year.... but even then.... Anna was and is and always will be way hotter and above his average ass. He sucks. His ego got too big. I thought he was so hot when he was a rugged chubby dude.

Not sure I understand the sarcasm here. I think it’s fair to say a victim isn’t at fault for being stalked or harassed, no matter how much social media presence they have.

Local here. Harteau is absolutely a problem here. She has a history of being just fucking awful in so many ways. Just google her. Betsy isn’t much better. If you really want to rage stroke, look up Bob Kroll, the head of the police union. My hope is Nekima Levy Pounds, an amazing local activist, is elected mayor, but…

Just imagine being violently raped and then taken to a Catholic hospital where after the rape kit is administered you’re told they can’t administer preventative contraception. Women will never be considered autonomous or adults in this society. 

Well, the current system is for them to do literally nothing.

Gavin McInnes is the kind of neo-Nazi that’s still too into trying to look cool that he could never fully commit to the shaved head and swastika tattoo lifestyle.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

Excuse to post a favorite gif:

That was great! Here’s my unsolicited placenta story:

Me too. It was a nice break as I’m going through a shit time in my life. And Kathryn Hahn is everything

Actually straight-up adored Bad Moms, top to bottom. It was a high school party movie about grown-ass women! (Slinks out of the room in muttering shame)

The officer was found to be not guilty, so I assume the $3 million is just for shits & giggles?

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM