i love cheesecake factory :)

my god he just seems / looks like a genuinely kind, happy, smart guy.

I remember going to the gym the morning after this happened, and watching it unfold on one of the TVs there. A senior citizen decided he needed to tell me, quite loudly, that this was some sort of divine retribution for sin. I told him, just as loudly, that it’s fortunate most of his generation is in the process of…

It’s unsettling to see an eleven-year-old with a thousand-yard stare. I actually feel a little bad for the kid.

read the entire piece with Insane Clown Posse as the definition in my head of “ICP”

Real life superhero.

As I have said before, Sarah Silverman is totally hot.

But.....I didn’t click the link? The link is unnecessary to grasping this post, no?

What a wretched person. I mean, I’ll admit to sometimes feeling the impulse to take a picture of somebody comically misusing a piece of equipment, but I don’t do it, because I understand that even that is an invasion (despite it being in a public place). But taking pictures of a person in the fucking shower... and for…

“I’ve lost a lot of that myself as well. We’ve had a lot of paparazzi involved in my family life,” she said. “I had my privacy taken away after I took someone else’s. I know the difference between right and wrong and I chose wrong,” she said.

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

I don’t care how mind numbingly stupid this movie looks, I want to see it.

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

Wait. Peeling an avocado? What?

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

I know we’re supposed to hate Jimmy bc he spoke out against the Gawker Stalker like a million years ago, but fuck that, I love him, he’s hilarious and charming, and kind, and I’m so happy his son is ok.

“Jesse Williams and Minka Kelly are—and have been—in a relationship, though it’s not clear if it began before he separated from wife Aryn Drake-Lee”

I have to admit I’ve always had a bit of an eyeroll for Hilaria Baldwin. Apropos of nothing really besides her name (not her fault I know but I see Hilaria and think hilarious and just start laughing) and the contant yoga photos and instagramming. But I may just be a fan now because that is great and so so true.

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Hot take: every woman I know with young kids is either: