Oh God. I've only been in one wedding, and it was my best friend and we're both pretty level headed, so no crazy there. The guy I was engaged to though? Oy!

I'm marrying my best friend, I'd rather spend time with him than anyone else. He's also dead sexy, has a beautiful cock and gives good head. SCORE!

The conviction in her walk and she stomps behind the counter is terrifying.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

I can spell "quesadilla" properly right up until I pass out.

She hyphenated her last name and is now Fussy-Husbyn.

Tonight's surprise: Steve Carrell is getting hotter by the minute.

This dress!

The best part of this was when she talked about age in Hollywood and Mark Ruffalo became the smoothest man in history. Magical.

This is my nightmare. Even though I have an IUD and zero pregnancy symptoms and have been losing weight, sometimes I wake up and I'm like, "shit—what if I'm pregnant?!?! And about to have the baby but I didn't know!"

Husband had three weeks off, while I wrote on my thesis. He has not ironed his shirt, has no time to empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry or clean the tub. Instead, he worked on some 3D stuff he likes, which will not get paid.
I did empty the dishwashers, and I am going to clean the whole flat tonight, before I…

At a party once I overheard this dudebro talking about how much he needed to get married so he'd have a woman to cook for him and stuff. I turned to him and said "Oh man, I want a wife" and he goes (very uncomfortably) "dude, I'm totally cool with lesbians." He completely missed my point and I just kind of stared at…

OMG.

In general I eschew the idea of "women's" work... but cat litter is definitely a man's job.

You know, even the good ones (And my husband is one of the good ones, truly shares in all household tasks. etc.) just don't see what we see because we have been socialized to see it. For example, my husband cooks and cleans up and is generally great at both but NEVER seems to notice how gross the sink is and that it…

Girlchums is my favorite.

Here's a few more options for the press;

Why is spring?

You can either pay the workers more or you can pay them more via welfare taxes. either way, its still coming out of you pocket.

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