I dunno, I kind of like this one...

They're afraid of women for sure but deeper down lies a fear of losing their privilege.

Yo, I'm just gonna copy/paste my comment from the Gawker piece:

*raises hand*

That is so crazy! I miss living there too even though I've never been west of Cali.

Ask and ye shall receive! Both of my cats do that all the time, but only when lying down. I have approximately 274,357 other photos like this as I am a full-on cat lady.

WOMEN........BUZZKILl??????? WHAT IS THIS NEW JOKE I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's funny, because I want Wendy Williams to just shut up in general.

I know, right? The TV insta-orgasm ruined my sex life in my 20s; I went YEARS faking 100% of my orgasms during sexytime because I was embarrassed it took "too long" to get me off. Now I realize it's a stupid myth and feel no shame in saying, "hey, if you really wanna make this happen I hope you don't have any pressing…

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've read that c-sections strongly increase the risk of autism.

The last sentence is the epitome of self-absorbed, but then again, his entire post reeks of it. Like yeah, someone's life COULD be that bad where they look angry. Some people have shitty circumstances. Or maybe they just had a bad day. It doesn't matter cause really, no one is obliged to smile for his bald ass.

My book doesn't even have any writing in it! The sunglasses are an optical illusion. AM I EVEN REALLY ON THE SUBWAY??

Can I get it on a cashmere sweater?

"EXCUSE ME?! I'm sure the latest Radiolab is great but I AM A MAN and I'm trying to interrupt your commute TO TALK ABOUT YOUR RACK and also that scarf."

I love Amy Schumer for essentially declaring that the male attraction to the Cool Girl is basically just veiled homoeroticism.

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

13 year old me got a deep pleasure out of hate-watching it. It was on ABCFamily 3p-4p and I got out of school at 3:30. I would literally rush home so I could catch the last twenty minutes of the episode and just sit there reflecting on everything I haaaaaated about the show. Obviously I was a totally normal and super…

Man, Morrissey's lyrics are just getting poppier and poppier.

will.i.am finally is part of a project I like. Nope, make that I love. Hilarious — and tbh, he looks totally cute.