For red lipstick, I really like Burt's Bees Napa Vineyard lip crayon. I just put on lip balm or chapstick first and then apply the color.

Damon Wayans is right. Every time my guy sends me an Emoji, I become pregnant.

I mostly agree with you. They were chanting to hurt or affect Winston and not necessarily in support of survivors of sexual assault. Though I would assume/hope the Ducks players really do believe in consent, I don't think they were acting to reinforce that.

that dog is SO cute. And that guy is SO adorable for having that conversation with her. Dying

Taylor Swift's comments on her belly button or lack thereof is the best thing I've ever heard. I'll never be this excited about belly buttons again! Go Taylor.

True. It's definitely a boost, but it also adds something that isn't in a plain chai. Or all the extra sugar is just amazing. IDK.

Pumpkin spice lattes are definitely lacking, but pumpkin spice chai's are AMAZING. Yes I know they still have no real pumpkin in them. But seriously... PSCL is where it's at!

Either way, dating is hard and it sucks and if you're not dating online than you're probably trying to meet someone at a bar/party/through a mutual friend/work and that can be limiting in some ways too. Dating is hard!

All of my disdain for Terry Richardson aside, can you really be considered a "fashion" photographer if your subjects are oftentimes mostly or completely nude?

I'm envisioning a game show where Ben Stein, Pat Sajak, and Alex Trebek somehow competing to "save" white maleness. Maybe Scalia will join in too.

until the pope is no longer catholic, I don't expect a lot of progress from the church

both are true

I 100% agree

I would honestly rather see their naked junk at the beach than see a man wearing this swimming "suit"

While I'm raging out at this guy, I have to commend you for this summary of internet commenters in general:

I've actually gotten to the point where I feel bad for all the crap Kanye and Kim get. Yes of course they are self-absorbed blah blah blah but they've actually been relatively quiet lately. Their baby is cute and North is actually quite a clever name. There, I admitted it. I like it! People who hate Kimye so much and…

The trolls are strong on this one.

A favorite of my mom's was always "I can do what i want because I pushed you out of my vagina for 3 hours..." hard to argue with!

If I have kids, I'm pretty sure my go-to mom line will be "because I said so"

I would eat the shit out of fried butter and fried beer.