It's at most the second coolest place in town. There's nothing cooler than unlimited breadsticks, so Olive Garden is coolest by default.

apparently they’re not that easy to open

“This has nothing to do with my inchoate six-year-old crush on Danny Zuko, which developed into a full-blown lust as soon as I was old enough”

How long does this whole process take? I’m guessing if you’re looking at spending several hours in some town hall meeting on a weekday it might eliminate a lot of people. No matter how invested you are in the politics of this country, are lower income voters going to get a babysitter for the night, or take off work to…

I definitely read this as “underwater bacon” and immediately thought of men in little boats dropping bacon in the ocean to lure whales back out to sea...

ME! I’m one of those people! How many friends to you have that wait tables, bartend, or have some other stream of income in addition to their regular 9-5 that gives them their health insurance and retirement benefits. I drive Uber on the side because it’s flexible, I do it whenever I want, and I can make extra money…

Seems like a precursor to Friedman and Roseman’s work in the 50s linking heart disease to a personality type they described as “type A personality.” Yeah, that's where the type a/type b thing comes from.

I use an old iPhone as my Uber phone when I drive for Uber. I used 3M command strips to fix it to the dash, and it works perfectly. I can leave the app up and use my other phone for contacting passengers, or random internet browsing between trips.

If you own an unmanned aerial vehicle and don’t do this with it this weekend you should be forced to return it.

We had a pretty exceptional lunch break with the Kittens today. They brought volunteers from the local cat adoption agency, and they gave us information about adoption. One of my coworker filled out an application and hopes to adopt one of the little guys.

I think it’s a concept at this point...the kickstarter says they’re still working out the kinks.

This one seems way better

At over 4600 pieces this becomes the third largest LEGO set in history! Sadly I missed the Taj Mahal, and don’t have any interest in the Death Star, but this one will almost definitely end up on a shelf in my home somewhere. Can’t wait to see it next to the other modulars.

Parker Jotter GT. I prefer in blue ink. I order them by the ten pack. There’s something about that click I like, favoring it over twist or capped pens. I work in sales, and use it to point things out on presentations. It is a sharp looking pen, and the gold clip just looks nice hanging outside a shirt pocket. It’s a…

Parker Jotter GT. I prefer in blue ink. I order them by the ten pack. There’s something about that click I like,…

Anyone else more offended by that damn kid screaming than the porn soundtrack?

Walk into a Verizon store. All the workers will be wearing them, and try to convince you to buy them. They look ridiculous.

Who knew the internet had such a thriving dingus* population?

I wouldn’t pay a nickel for these cheap, terrible looking LEGO knock-offs. What a joke.

I learned on a lever action 30/30. Arguably the most dangerous gun ever. No safety, and if you pull the hammer back and don’t shoot, you have to pull the trigger slowly while releasing the hammer so as to not fire. It’s a wonder I never killed anyone with that thing. Or shot myself in the foot.

My brother’s wife had the audacity to go into labor on my other brother’s wedding day. Talk about an attention whore.