It knows what it did...

Why do you hate the sun?

In the immortal works of Drew Magary:

He ought to protest.

Not pictured: Jerry Jones

Getting players laid and paying them is a crime that most people, myself included, couldn’t give two shits about.

From my read, they did. This is the NCAA being shitheads while all other parties are in agreement that he should be able to switch schools without issue.

As an NCAA member school, that would be going against tradition.

Kilometers, most likely.

NC State Freshman Braxton Beverly Ruled Ineligible For Going To School

With the way this week has gone, U.S. Soccer should be announcing the hiring of Bob Bradley any minute now.

CONCACAF is many things but it is not worse than Oceania or Asia, not by a long shot that curls past a 38 year old starting goalkeeper.

Fuck Gulati.

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

You geriatric fuck

I think he was in Candyland after the first shot

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.