Bill Bryson can make any topic entertaining.

Saw a stat today where he has 21 total TDs in his career. Average yards on those TDs: 53.

That’s just insane.

this needs dozens of stars

Still smarting about the one the USMNT botched against Belgium at WC 2014. Agonizingly close.

I guarantee that guy had a conversation at his auto part store about blinker fluid at least once in his life.

Utter horseshit. 75 hits over the course of 500 of ABs against MLB pitching? Not happening.

And yes, you getting a hit off a machine consistently throwing the same speed in a general vicinity is all about timing. These MLBs aren’t going to throwing it in the same spot for your every AB. The first time a 95 is thrown…

+ owning the libs by paying more in taxes to support billionaires

Found Matthew Perry’s Kinja account.

This one is pretty great as well.

Wasn’t that Neil Diamond?

That incinerator was in operations for 60 years. Have to bury the ash somewhere. Why not in public spaces/parks in the black part of town?

True. This guy definitely has a short position on his pants. 

#TeamMarkFollowill

Billy Haisley

How about we arbitrarily score the goals with random numbers giving the illusion of a more offensive game. How about instead of 2-1, we go with 14-7?

The best Adam Sandler movie will always be Grandma’s Boy.

I used to be a zookeeper for a small zoo in Florida. At the time, our primary attraction was a black jaguar. And we had a strict no contact policy with her.

One day, the grizzled old man who started the zoo and raised exotics on his property pulled me aside and told me his plan to get inside the exhibit with her. I…

I don’t even bother to read his articles anymore, I just come for the dunking in the comments. If only there was a way to do this without giving page-views.

Someone get this man for translation.

Nightly news in America these days....