He was just trying to take advantage of Potbelly’s “Come as your favorite sandwich” promotion.

The only thing stopping a football hooligan with a chair is an American with a gun.

+1 can of shaving cream.

I’d rather tailgate with these people than fans of the Bills.

Grey dick? Must belong to Roethlisberger.

You’re crazy. Unless they share the same barber.

April of this year. I was drinking the .25 cent “beer” in Hanoi’s Old Quarter. For those that haven’t had this experience, local citizens pull up little kid’s plastic tables and chairs and place them in the street in front of many legitimate business. They then duck into an alley and produce some of the most heinous…

My buddy has just been signed up for a year subscription of Sheep! magazine. I am not even drunk for that purchase.

Does this apply to non-athletes on scholarship as well? Do they have to pay fines for missing glass or having a dirty dorm room?

I like the way they think.

Do we play again on Friday?

Where can I send my resume?

Sepp at the next FIFA election?

Easily one of my favorite concerts I've seen in the last few years. Even piss drunk I still remember how great Red Eyes was live.

I love this song (and album) so much. Time to throw it on the turntable.

Mac approves.

If the Popo does jerk it, does he have a cum box?

That one guy. With the helmet. Shit. What’s his name...

I think it is a bit premature to claim the Cavaliers are blind to domestic violence. Could be they were just paying respects to their owner.