Marian steals something, Friar Tuck looks on in disbelief. Marian rolls her eyes and says to him, "We're bad guys!"

Ever see the movie MacGruber? Probably not, but at the start of that movie he gathers his team and they're getting psyched in the van and accidentally blow themselves up and it's fairly hilarious. I expect any mission for Rosita and Sasha to go about as well.

Yeah but they just watched Zombieland and wanted to incorporate a ferris wheel, probably.

One of the few times in life I have ever wished for a Look Who's Talking style voiceover. "Look I don't have time for your hangups, Tara. Get your shit together, I'm 18 months for god's sake."

She didn't give up after her own kid died early on, or her boyfriend… but she's gonna wilt when Rick goes?

100%

Oh my god, it was SO BAD. I mean, honestly, it was so horrible that at first I assumed it was going to turn out to be a figment of Rick's imagination.

I need to see that sword sailing through the air with the Six Million Dollar Man sound effect (you know the one I mean) dubbed in.

"They wanted to cast me - this is a true story, by the way - they wanted to cast me in Predator, but see they knew, because I'm so good, they knew, there's no way that Predator would have made it out of the first 30 minutes. First 30 minutes, I'd have eliminated him. That's why they didn't cast me. Not believable…

That's really all I've ever wanted.

I feel like comedy is one of those things that you can't really be taught. People are just inherently funny, or they aren't, in most cases.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Alec Baldwin is a giant, raging (literally) ball of douche." - me, just now.

I'll be honest, I saw the comment and just assumed it was someone being sarcastic until I read these replies. Now I'm afraid to look at the comment history.

I got the impression it falls somewhere between the lilting, "Yeah, that's the ticket" guy, the "AAAACCC-ting!" guy, and the overly-excited/flamboyant guy. Like, that's just the way he talks. It's not a character; if you ask him about his favorite ice cream, he'll tell you in the weirdest, most off-kilter way, because…

From what I've read about Lovitz… he's basically ALWAYS in character. Which makes me love him more, knowing that the "character" he always plays is actually his day to day personality.

"And see, look here, you go right there and BOOM - the ninth amendment shows us this isn't enforceable." - the honorable John Madden

I'll admit: out of morbid curiosity, I watched this show this year. At the end of the day, Arnold was just too damn nice for any of it to work. The boardroom stuff was mostly him telling everyone how great a job they did. And god it was so uncomfortable watching him try to act like a reality host.

"Man, credits ain't got no owners, only spenders." - notorious galactic plunderer Sculpatta Mattergold (yes I just ran Omar Little through a Star Wars name generator and that's what it spit out at me)

Omar did, indeed, shoot first, last, and everything in between. It's all in the game.

I mean… call me crazy, but couldn't they have a producer waiting with the presenter, telling them who the winner is, just in case? I mean… is Warren Beatty suddenly going to tweet out the winner seconds before going on stage?