The last 10 minutes was the best part.

No dipshit, the “premise” is that I should tip based on what I could have ordered, which is completely unreasonable, as many have already pointed out to you.

It’s because God friended him. He didn’t even give the guy the option to refuse his friendship! WHAT OTHER WITCHCRAFT COULD SUBVERT THE VERY LAWS OF FACEBOOK?!

Black Lightning continues to be Real Good. I love that it has a soundtrack that extends beyond maybe one acoustic cover of a pop song. And how completely nonchalant they are about things like Anissa’s orientation.

You done fucked up now, fiendish Dr. Fu!

Yeah, this guy really had business making fun of other people’s hair.

In related news, Don Imus is still alive.

It was an unbelievable moment to watch live; one of those rare times where anyone who cared at all couldn’t help but flip out.

I can’t wait for Meryl Streep to win over all the interesting choices yet again, and in an incredibly dull film to boot!

CHIP is popular with Republican voters too. Funding it as a “reward” for Democrat cooperation wasn’t much of an ask for the Republicans.

Yeah, I remember in fifth grade when I deliberately checked the price of candy to determine whether or not anything was up. Just like any 9-year-old would normally do.

But you told them not to! So, they will.

I am pretty sure the concern isn’t that an 8 year old will wander into a dispensary and buy candy, as illustrated in the story above.

I’ve been to Haiti its a shithole

Meh, no thanks. There already was a great Clue movie with a fantastic cast.

There are various lawn enforcement charities you can donate to, that are good causes. In return you sometimes get a sticker you can put on your car.

According to this, she is playing a couple of comedy clubs in the next ten days

Where are you seeing this? Her website seems to be down right now; but the Manhattan Center’s website claims they sell exclusively through Ticketmaster. The only upcoming shows for Mo’nique that ticketmaster lists are in San Jose, Oxnard, and then New York at the Apollo Theater.

Here I thought the question would be about asking for just a glass of water and no food.

“It’s unclear why Google has decided not to once again extend the deadline”