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“Okay, but can I play the role of the white family?” - AV Club commenters

“Any of the bigger actresses are so sheltered that they wouldn’t ever know about these stories.” - AV Club commenter clique

don’t explain it. Maybe make better jokes.

I’m not sure how Conservatives didn’t want him as President

Wait... so you don’t remember any of the run-up to the debates and such? Or do you just like revisionist history when it’s convenient for you? No... Conservatives wanted nothing to do with Donald Trump running for President for over a year. It was Liberals who wanted to build him because they thought it would be

Then it shouldn’t be a big deal to stop covering him...

dude pissed of the majority of the galaxy and there was no body to recover. Anything more than 10 people in a room hugging would be too much of a “funeral.”

either of em

Different strokes for different folks. Nothin wrong with that.

Maybe if people like you didn’t build Donald Trump into a candidate in the first place when Conservatives didn’t want him you wouldn’t have helped restoke that white supremacist fire.

shhhh, you’re not allowed to bring up that Oprah is also a quack

and she grew up not far from Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. Thankfully for her she dodged that marriage bullet.

I, for one, applaud your experiment to see if people go away sooner by giving them more coverage. History shows the exact opposite, but you’re going to stay very persistent in your trials. These millennials know nothing about that work ethic and passion you are displaying here.

yes

that’s a lot of words to say you were wrong. Apology accepted.

nah. Samantha Bee is great. Good to see you’re back to making things up after a short sleep tho

yeah, they’re fucked on this one... and rightfully so

I feel like you’ve written this before, only using different tweets

I’ll go back to Australia if you assure me I’ll never have to see anything with Danny McBride in it

I’m pretty chill. Is there something I commented in this thread that shows otherwise? I can’t help it if other commenters here want to leave dumb comments.