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And I know everyone is all in on Leia, but that Mary Poppins scene was straight trash to me. Nothing to do with her using the force or whatever. It was just one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen in a Star Wars movie.

Because that’s all you do.

Fuck all of these people who just now regret working on Woody Allen movies. There have been absolutely no new allegations against him since you started working on them.

All these “we would have kicked his ass for you” sentiments sound fake as fuck. Especially since we know that the people working on set went out of their way to try and stonewall any attempt to report Kramer to any higher-ups. Meanwhile Kramer was deliberately breaking Eliza’s ribs on set and nobody thought that was

I’ve definitely seen them, but yeah I do think they’re really just an amplified minority. Speaking as someone who loved the movie actually, most of the people I’ve seen criticizing it don’t fall into that category. It seems to just be a thing that sites like this get good clickbait out of, which in itself just serves

4Alternate headline - Some Random Asshole Makes Something Dumb as Hell with Minimal Effort and the AV Club Makes His Dream Come True by Posting it as News.

Congratulations, Sam, you made this dickbag’s year.

Yeah, me neither.

How about we don’t spend Martin Luther King Day talking about websites by white supremacists?

There was a moment sometime in the last year where I was reading something on here about one of the Pauls (Jake or Logan, not Rand) and the issues he was causing his new upscale neighbors. I had to stop reading several times to look up various things (what’s a bizaardvaark, what does “ooooooh, what’re thooooose?”

Yeah this is absolutely pointless and dare I say it, the kind of dumb joke white people would come up with. There’s got to be a better use for that money. Hell, donate it to the ACLU or the Red Cross.

Ok, this has got to be exhibit A in “people the AV Club doesn’t need to bother giving attention to.”

Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s ‘on fleek’ though it may not be ‘woke’...

Yep, I did click on an article about it this morning and then leave a comment, good job! umm...FENG?

So Fred Armisen plays himself in this?

Don’t forget the shitloads of money France owes Haiti...

You’re the reason that people feel the need to start groups like MGTOW, #NotAllMen, etc. Stop doing that. You sound like the fat white redneck that sees a black guy steal a candy bar and then proclaim I TOLD YOU THEM NI**ERS WERE NO GOOD BLM MY ASS!

Uh okay.