He was good in Ted, but he was even funnier in The Happening.

Its basically so Colbert himself can avoid criticism for NOT bringing it up. 

I’m not sure what you Googled, but the age of consent is set by states. I know NY’s is 17 (because oddly, it was part of my Bar prep). I don’t think people were saying what Franco did was illegal, as I think it was in NY. They were saying it was skeezy. It was skeezy.

“I always thought I was in the military.” [Trump] said that in prep school he received more military training than most actual soldiers did.

Honestly in this day and age I still cannot believe the U.K. royals are given much importance, least of all worshipped. I mean god, they’re as boring as they come. I get the worship behind Beyoncé and Taylor, I don’t like or endorse it, but I get it.

Rape culture means “I defend James Franco online for some reason.”

I have no problem with Oprah, and she has not said she would run for President so I am going to ignore it for now. That said, I do not want her as a presidential candidate and I do not mean that as a slight. I just don’t believe she is in any way qualified for that position.

The only particular angle I’ve heard with DPs is that they tend to start out in jobs which basically involve moving heavy lights around all day (e.g. grips), which, for obvious biological reasons, men have an easier time doing. So that’s a factor, but I have no idea how you’d quantify its impact on the presence of…

I don’t know about hollywood but I can speak as a student in a mexican film school. The percentage of girls studying in it I would say corresponds roughly to the percentage of girls that apply for the school. When I applied I definitely expected it to be 50/50 but each year that is sadly not the case

I’m deskwarming at my job today and entertaining myself by going through the documentation. It is hilarious and enlightening. Apparently they’re counting the ability of individual employees to block people on G+ as “blacklisting” (pg. 35)
Bonus: The named co-litigant is a guy who appears to have been dismissed after…

He was responsible for Lou Reed’s highest charting single.

Boogie Nights is probably his best role. The Departed was good.
The Fighter, Four Brothers, Three Kings and Lone Survivor are good too, depending on taste.

MAHKY MAHK IS WICKED AWESOME, YA QUEEAH!

Lots of those victims would say that they eventually realized they’d been groomed by those creeps, and wish they could undo the whole experience.

Well, you know.

The first potato chips were just french fries that got cut a little too thin.

I thought Bill Clinton was a rapist after I watched an interview with Juanita Broaddrick. Pizzagate is merely funny to me.

America is stupid.

Is this really where you want to go here? You want to compare a man in his 30s trying to fuck a teenager to interracial sex?