keyser-soozie
Keyser-Soozie
keyser-soozie

If you’re already a fan of Sex—and there are plenty of you out there—you probably don’t need this review. But if you

Did you guys ever find a way to make it work?

Wanted for Questioning: Tyga

Alias: Ass Clown, Idiot

Charge: Putting out bad music, banging a minor (clearly he COULD go to jail)

My ovaries are thundering with desire.

Friends, my hips have become two bags of sand and I cannot urge the ball into the zone with the velocity of my dreams and the thoughtfulness of my ancestors. I have consulted the priests and they all tell me, yes, Tim, you have ghosts in your bones and your gyrations have angered them. They tell me my haunted bones

I’d swear my oldest has some strain of kiddie dementia, drives me nuts! Like a goldfish she is, a goldfish!

“ Put on a show while I go fill your mom with dick nectar”

The sun has long been a bad and hot circle. It’s confusing (why so hot? why so round? how?). It doesn’t make no sense (how?). It needs to be stopped (ice?). I commend this team of friends for filling plastic with their love and attempting to save their seated friends from the hot sting of the sky devil.

Easy to judge, but it's not always a transparent situation. I married a combat veteran after having known him for a year and a half. He is the most intelligent, soft-spoken, charismatic AND attractive man I've ever met. He also suffers from PTSD, traumatic brain injury and bipolar disorder. I got to see firsthand