alright, alright:

I sent him a weird youtube video :)

I say dumb shit all the time. Yesterday, I got a “lol, you’re pretty odd” text message and was promptly ghosted. I’m 30, reasonably intelligent and have big boobs. That should suffice sometimes, right?

Dating is insane! Two weeks ago, I went out with a guy and had a nice, short outing at a lounge. Things went great, we had a mellow conversation and both went our separate ways. In the days that followed, we texted and planned to meet up again. It was completely PG texting (Bob Ross, brining a turkey and music) and…

Hey, i live in CA and i’m a single mom. It is effing hard getting dates as a single parent! It’s either a California thing or maybe I’m just a terrible person :(

I bought that same shade and it looks crimson on me! :( It looks mauvelous on my friend though

That’s what I also thought I read.

What the fuck are fresh marshmallows? Is Romney showing off his binder full of marshmallow recipes?

I have made it my duty to like every single picture

I miss George Bush. He got shoes thrown at him, yet managed to laugh it off and continue speaking

Can you post some of your responses to them on here? I’m starting to hate repeating myself, so I would like to see some innovative responses

It’s very cathartic to make the sex (with a buzz) with someone who is just as dismayed. Last night, I had sex with a reporter who was only able to sell 3 newspapers. The company was prepared for the first female President, so 100 extra papers were ordered.

Right. Trump winning the election isn’t shocking. I’m in California and you have no idea how many cutesy people claimed “i’m voting Harambe” or “i’m writing in President Camacho” because they stated that they were too disillusioned to vote Clinton (because she’s no Lisa Frank unicorn). Lukewarm enthusiasm at best…

how many people thought just as he did, though?

yes

Haha, that’s fucking rich coming from you. You had nothing to risk by not voting. You are one of many to blame.

i’m in the inland empire. i have yet to run into a democrat...

I love this!

Thank you so much for this 😂

Would.