Haha, I was broke! But yeah, I had a hard time explaining the choice in costume to my mom.

Alex from Clockwork Orange; trying to put the makeup on him!!!

Yes, no questions asked.

Don’t forget he had the hots for 12 year old Paris Hilton

I can’t stop crying. Poor baby.

Same. And he jokes about it with her? They seem to be in love though.

So, if Selena Gomez offered to write a song about Louis C.K and he was like “nah, suck my dick instead,” I’m pretty sure something about misogyny would be posted here. Leslie instead gets a pass.

Indeed! (hence his suggestion). Bleeding hearts for this dude should check out

A fellow Cucamongian! The view I was describing was from work (Fontana); it’s such a striking difference! And did you end up in Kansas?

I live in Rancho and work in Fontana. I am grimacing—and laughing—as we speak. My front view is a boarded-up notary place and a mattress liquidating shop.

I think the surgery is more strikingly obvious without the makeup. She looks like a well-preserved 35 y/o

Hahaha! Are you near Fontana?

“...the writer...was not diligent in fact-checking or maintaining a healthy distance between innuendo and fact.”

Reading this gave me anxiety! It brought back marriage flashbacks :/

I’m so, so sorry! Please be safe.

Get thee to a shelter!! I’ve been married to a combat veteran and *only* dealt with verbal abuse (that was teetering towards physical abuse). For the sake of your safety, get out.

That’s not a spice gull...it’s Tony the Thai Gull...hhhhaaaaaaaaa

“... a terrifying, orange-hued Jenga pile composed of medical waste continues to consolidate his right-wing support.”

haha! My ex moved to another state when our son was 3 months old. He never showed up to any divorce proceedings or to contest any custody issues, and it still took 18 months to get a divorce. I *wish* I had one weekend a month (I do love my baby, though).

Stop saying “Woke”...just stop