It’s like 60 Minutes on acid.

I feel dumber after reading this.

these are strange times

How can someone be too young to get a Beatles reference, and yet old enough to make a Calgon, take me away joke?

When we realized the bullying of pop stars is shitty and stupid? 

Nobody won this. Styles could give af and Gallagher is a crabby old shit who wants attention.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay.

This place is dead now.

Noel Gallagher has a new album release to publicise his latest round of interviews, as the old joke goes.

*(Except when he's releasing new music).

I think in the UK it’s called a “pitch.”

..There’s a Significant difference for you to switch that up. Noel and Oasis were performing on MTV Unplugged in 96, LIAM was heckling him. And if you Consider Liam at the time didn’t write the songs, switching up Noel and Liam changes your projection to straight up false. If anything Noel was the person to feel bad…

Why not what?

Nah. Being annoying in the press has been their 2nd job for decades.

This is such a silly criticism coming from a guy who was once so shameless about plagiarizing his heros.

Which part of this opening riff from Cigarettes and Alcohol did he slave over alone in a room with an acoustic guitar? The part that copies T Rex or the other part that copies T Rex?

These band members really need to shut the fuck up. Worry about your own music, not what others are doing.

I enjoy Noel Gallagher, especially when he’s wrong. He’s never not entertaining.

Noel Gallagher may be correct that Harry Styles isn't sitting  behind an acoustic guitar figuring out the middle 8, but that's just because Noel Gallagher's songwriting references are at least 60 years old. 

You’re mixing up Noel and Liam.

yes. i am one of those monsters who like well-done steak but no way would the waiter suggest that.  altho i think maybe it was just the waiter trying to interpret Steven’s wanting the steak “very good” which i guess translates loosely to “well done”.  just a joke that didn’t quite land, i suppose