Thank you! Everyone with a mysterious lump in their cheek for all things James Gunn should actually watch Guardians 2 again. That shit was only better than Dark World because it wasn’t attempting to take Star-Lord seriously.

You’re making sweeping assertions online for which you can’t offer a shred of evidence. Now you’ve expanded the scope of your assertions, but provided no additional proof of them. Spoiler alert:  I’m not sad that you don’t like my attitude and I’m not surprised that you don’t appreciate my delivery. I have equally low…

You’re either replying to the wrong person or you have TERRIBLE reading comprehension. Let’s dissect:

My general rule of thumb for awards shows and all star teams is the same: If you’re gonna tell me someone got snubbed, you have to tell me who gets bumped so that they get in. The same is true in reverse: If you want more Jewish characters portrayed by Jewish actors, I need specifics. In this case, all you gave us was…

This person cannot be making an ingenuous argument here.

“His kids aren’t impartial!”

Nor should they be, but they have no reason to be partial to Bradley Cooper at the expense of being partial to their own father!

“They’re not impartial because money!”

O....kay? If anyone ever makes a movie about my father, I hope they…

So lots of corporate anti-harassment training materials - that are only internal to your organization - consider Karen a racial slur. And none of the materials that are not internal to your organization do? That would be an interesting splatter if it fell out of the back of a bull...

Oh, it’s so much worse than this, though! There’s no reason to hire a decorator just for the purpose of avoiding Satanic Christmas when there’s already a whole-ass White House staff, with specific people staffing just for FLOTUS. They could place a Craigslist add and have a line down the block full of people who would…

Yes. Those people are assholes, racists, and extremely online. That valve didn’t close in 2017. It also didn’t open for the first time in 2007.

Why should she “love” her fans?

I’ve been Black for several decades, so I’m not saying you’re wrong, but... I’m just not sure this point is as salient or revelatory as you think it is.

Conflict of interest is case-dependent. And there is plenty of work that a practicing attorney can do that doesn’t inherently bring them into conflict with their spouses. If it was too much of a pain in the ass to figure out the Chicago-DC piece, or if it was the Chicago-DC-parents of two kids pieces, or all of that…

I’m sorry, but we need to raise the bar a little bit: Literally everyone in the public spotlight in the 21st century “gets a lot of shit” for basically anything they do. One need not give scarce and critical fucks about what one is not concerned about. Jill Biden is a doctor because she did the work to earn the title.…

Can you provide a link to one? I’d like to read the rationale.

To be fair, once you don’t know what a racist is talking about, you’re all caught up. They usually started off not knowing what they were talking about.

They have some really, really... fascinating ways of demonstrating their supposed supremacy.

Or, to put this another way:  Probably just easier to move the pontoon boat.

“Then there’s a whole other corner of the internet that believes Zegler’s appraisal of what could make Snow White a feminist heroine amounts to reductive “pseudo-feminism.” In particular, they take issue with Zegler’s insinuations that her Snow White is empowering because instead of falling in love, she goes into…

“Here’s hoping Spears is able to ride off into the sunset with all of her dignity—and dollars—intact.”

“Michelle Obama had to quit her job as an attorney so she could do interior decorating because her husband was president.”

Game theory would suggest that him going to prison would be a win for her. She could navigate among his properties and enjoy his wealth without even having to coordinate schedules in an effort to avoid him. Divorce without the attorneys.

He should dive right into following his own advice. Pick up his wife’s kids from school. Drive them around for a while if her buck is enjoying himself. Maybe book a PJ to Nantucket for some asylum seekers in another state.