THIS. He’s the textbook example of the person who can only imagine the fight they’re spoiling for going one specific way. Those guys are always more likely to LOSE a one punch fight than they ever are to win one.

It’s interesting... The dogs seem to catch the cars they’re chasing A LOT lately...

I’m not familiar with this (or honestly ANY) TikTok creator, but... I’m guessing part of it is just this particular picture looks a ton like Eleven in some of the common early Stranger Things promo images, but still... The whole thing sounds a little... “off” to me. Like... whose choice was it to do the interview in a…

“’She looks about 12 which is why’ she first caught Drake’s eye.”
-Millie Bobby Brown

Yes, yes, I know. Milk isn’t beer. Water isn’t beer. Cider isn’t beer. Seltzer isn’t beer. Wine isn’t beer. Bourbon isn’t beer. Only beer is beer. And all of the various beers that aren’t IPAs apparently also aren’t beers, because they’re not dark beers. And the dark beer you’re willing to count as beer isn’t dark…

I can’t shake the feeling that you were young and impressionable when you saw someone make a dazzling point comparing interventionist foreign policy in Afghanistan to our failures in Vietnam... But you were too young to grasp the nuances of that argument. And now you just shoehorn it into conversations where it’s not…

Like many below, I’m struggling to understand the orientation of this coverage. I’ll focus on this quote:

“We’ve clearly hit a nerve since you have about 45 replies in here, but even you aren’t disagreeing that IPAs are fucking everywhere.”

This is probably a “Your mileage may vary” thing. My mileage has exposed me to lots of “heart-wrenching” and “devastating.” Or to put this another way, if Taylor Swift could see thing things that I do “in the middle of the night, in my dreams...” Well... She wouldn’t be ready for it. That said, if this moves you,…

Fair. Thank you!

I wasn’t saying anything; I was asking a question. If you’re commenting on an article about Taco Bell and don’t know what Tex-Mex is, that’s... not my beat.

Steakhouses? Not apples to apples, but...

1) If this was an article raving about McDo offering beer, and
2) I was responding to someone talking about how they went to McPub when it opened in their city, then
3) I would definitely ask them how many fast casual restaurants they passed to get a Michelob Ultra with their…

Sure. But they’re not still friends, allegedly. And given the Ticketmaster story, it’s actually much more dramatic that Ze Kloss was able to get tickets at all..

Is “telling people in advance that you’re coming to their concert” a thing famous musicians expect? Does one screenshot the ticketmaster confirmation, or?

I’ve never been to Sac-town, so I’m genuinely asking out of curiosity:  How many Tex-Mex restaurants did you have to pass to get to the Taco Bell Cantina?

“While the food menu is the same as any other Taco Bell...”

My brain can’t accept that number as “billion” at all... but when I scale it down to “million” it still seems crazy. $1.7[almost anyting] to KICK ROCKS! I keep imagining commas disappearing. “We’re gonna have to ask you to leave, sir. Here’s 1700 bucks and a tote bag. Swing by the cafe, help yourself to all the…

“This will be the artist’s fourth re-record [...] and seventh full-length studio album in just four years. This is, of course, an insane feat...”

Yeah, you hit it! I also think it’s more fractured than we perceive it to be because hoppy beers get so much of the oxygen in terms of the narrative around craft brewing... When I travel, if I hit a brewery, I usually order flights so that I can try a bunch of stuff. And after I order, I keep studying the other stuff.…

I don’t think this arrow points in the direction you think it does... Sam Adams Boston Lager isn’t difficult to find right now. There’s almost nowhere (talking retail here) that I can think of where I’ve ever bought beer that doesn’t sell Boston Lager... But because that has been true for well over ten years, there’s…