His route running was apparently SO good that he was able to... somehow... run routes that allowed him to... *checks notes* catch... not good passes? *pushes glasses up nose* No blacklisting. No collusion. *blinks at cameras* *leaves podium*

The lofts are the things I’ll miss most about Chuck’s Quesohut.

Secret and secretive are not the same words. They do not mean the same things.

2) I think you misunderstood my point: I was noting that, like many Christians (who choose individual Bible verses that illustrate their point, ignoring the larger context of the verses around them) and Republicans (who choose to ignore the words in the Constitution that undermine rather than support their political…

“1) Your comment was wild long, so I kinda picked that parts that applied to this conversation, and let the rest fade away.”

So you’re a Christian? A Republican? Both?

I’ll tie two together since we’re selectively interested in brevity:

“4) I get it. YOU DON’T LIKE DRAKE. I’m not the worlds biggest Drake fan, either.…

Classic albums usually contain classic songs, right? Why isn’t that you can’t name any?

You couldn’t name his best song...
You couldn’t name even one undeniably great song...

Treat these statements as independent statements for a moment:

“These ratchet outlets aren’t (at least not intentionally) trying to frame things through some lens of white supremacy.” 

As a person, if you removed corn and cheese from his existence, he’d basically be a skeleton. I wouldn’t bother pointing out how wack he is if I was just talking about him as a person.

What’s his best song? What’s the undeniably great song in his discography? My knowledge that a recording artist recorded songs doesn’t…

After addressing how comically overrated Drake is, right? I have moments here and there where I can’t remember if I should type “Whoa” or “Woah” but I always know whether I should type “Whack” or “Wack” and it’s because Drake is wack as hell.

Drake is ass.

I could be more descriptive, but... I don’t need to be more descriptive. Drake is ass. Pancake ass at that.

“There is no consent possible between an employer and employee.”

I’m going to keep telling myself that this is why none of my bosses have ever had sex with me. Because you’re no fun. 

Okay.

Immortal. One last time pretending that your thumbnail is you practicing Rachel Nichols’ ESPN signoff. For reasons I’ll never understand.

Deadspin. Forever.

If he’s cancelled because of TMZ, his comments to TMZ should have fallen on deaf ears because TMZ should have been worse-than-cancelled long before he ever said a word to TMZ. That’s like... transitive property or some shit?!

Okay, I’m gonna tap out here. Literally the whole story is made up fantasy. The wristband is no more or less made up fantasy than the Pym Particles, the Time Stone, or Dr. Strange being able to open up portals by swirling his hands around and wearing a sling ring. Pointing out that something is made up fantasy in a…

Sure it’s a technicality... that is literally central to the plot.

You said that Cap could have traveled using the “time traveling wristband,” but that’s not accurate. Sticking with the wristband-as-GPS narrative, the wristband is ONLY the GPS. The quantum tunnel is the highway. The suit is the car. The Pym Particles…

The wristband wasn’t a time travel machine. It was time travel GPS. That’s not a plot hole. It was literally explained in the movie when Tony introduced them.

Why did you feel that point was so difficult to explain? We’d spent the better part of 20 movies watching him build increasingly sophisticated suits out of metal. The gauntlet he made literally housed the stones long enough to work twice. It didn’t do that, plus fly into space, fight the Hulk, and make a cappuccino.…

I know I’m half a year late to responding to your question about why Cap didn’t turn up when Hulk thought he would, but I just watched most of the movie again last night and I’m re-reading random articles. The answer to this had to do with the time-travel GPS bracelet things that everyone was wearing. In previous…

I know I’m a full six months late to responding to your comment, but the Natasha situation was different from the Tony situation in one REALLY important way:

Tony died defeating Thanos. The Snapture had been reversed. The danger was literally over. They had time to have a funeral.