If you just believe, there’s no way we can fall...

You’re in metro Boston and evaluating anything by what your neighbors get excited about? Really?!?! Think about that shit for a minute:  America’s second worst accent (shoutout to Minnesota) raving about anything like they know what the fuck they’re talking about, just because some other loud asshole has the lazy…

I can’t help but wonder who thought it was a good idea to create a situation where people who regularly come to a website now have to run fucking code like we’re on Mr. Robot just to not be annoyed by coming to the website. Is it sabotage?

“Worked in their favor” according to whom? This whole piece - and most of the responses to it, for that matter - is pretending that Tom Brady’s favor is determined by Drew Magary or you or I or whatever schlub Brady was talking to here. You and most of the people commenting here are looking at it through various…

Here’s a dirty little secret: Most people who have to deal with the media only want to deal with the media ON. THEIR. OWN. TERMS. If they have a book or a podcast or an energy drink to promote, that’s what they want to talk about. They definitely don’t want to talk about the handy j their boss got last season. I’m not…

Flawless execution! Set the trap. Wait for prey. Spring the trap. 

Hang on a second... You wrote all this bullshit without ever realizing how completely out of touch this reads:

This is an excellent point. It would also be silly to assume that anyone is going to accept the “Pool Boys” moniker for any side other than Inter Miami. Nevertheless, they persist.

The morons in that Twitter feed are hilarious! “I’d take $90 million...” I’ll bet you would, Gofuss!

Two things:

1) Anybody so fucking stupid that they needed Michael Jordan to explain how terrible Jesse Helms was in order to begin to see it for themselves can die in a goddamned fire. And if they live in Metro Charlotte, they should self-identify so that they don’t get any access to Michael Jordan healthcare, and then…

Larry Bird looks like he’s gonna be a future NFL head coach at the winter meetings!

If KD isn’t 7' tall, it’s because he lost some bone mass or whatever after his gruesome injury last season, for which you are personally and directly responsible.

Turned into?

But still:  Fuck the Yankees.

There is no HOWEVER where the Yankees are concerned. Fuck the Yankees is the most powerful card in the deck. My own Father is a Yankees fan and I was willing to get tickets to the last home sides at the old Yankee Stadium, just so he could be there and I could be there with him (he declined). I would have taken him…

So you’ve been an idiot for like a decade? And you’re proudly admitting this?

Yup. The decision was dumb bullshit. I’m not sure how it’s dumber bullshit than a high school kid sitting at a folding table with a bunch of hats on it to announce that he’s going to “L.S.youknowI’mkidding! I’m going to Florida!” I’m not sure…

It might have been mostly debunked, but that certainly hasn’t stopped supporters of [servernotfound] from trotting out the same tired bullshit online during this cycle...

The troll only needed one morsel to show its true colors.

“Originally from Texas, Alex Swoyer left the Lone Star State to attend the Missouri School of Journalism where she graduated with a bachelor’s degree in journalism with an emphasis in broadcast.”

Not cute enough for TV. Petty enough for print. 

Legacy:  A word that almost NEVER means what the person using it thinks it means.

Let’s not overlook Michelle Obama’s role in the redemption process...