“I would rather leap into a crocodile’s mouth than...” should be the thing from this family of sites that becomes part of the cultural lexicon. Not “crabmeat.” Most certainly not “Pool Boys.”

Those who learn the wrong lessons of the Obama years are doomed to repeat them: You don’t get SHIT that you don’t fight for.

I’m glad you voted. I voted too. But a lot of people voted for Obama and then celebrated when he won. And then sat on their asses after the fact and didn’t put their voice and their enthusiasm…

Are you a fucking goldfish? You can’t remember things that happened 2 years ago? Oh, you CAN?!?!? Okay, so now imagine someone expecting you to have forgotten something that happened 2 years ago and got replayed on TV over and over again.

Can the Foreskins just trade McGruber to the Raidissss for their OC and then move NeuMcVay to HC?

Don’t be surprised if they ether him with a rag and jam a needle into his arm while he’s in his office putting a Week 14 gamplan together. And then leak to WaPo that he miiiiiiiiiight just be a junkie!

The Defense has... underwhelmed this year...  I strongly suspect that no one on that side of the ball will survive The Purge.

Dude will get the “pleasure” of calling plays for his own brother basically as soon as the season following him getting S-canned... How perverse is that? Fired by a failson; elevated to official failbro.

He shouldn’t even WANT to be an HC. He should Reverse Peter himself back to OC and figure out if there have ever been any running plays invented that even remotely complement the passing plays he already cherishes. He wouldn’t ever have to call them, mind you. We know he wouldn’t do that...

Saint Joseph only came back the second time to raise more money for JGR. That ship will NEVER find the harbor again.

I’m with you on everything except negligible talent. According to Football Outsiders, he’s the single greatest game manager to never come close to a Super Bowl.

Can you think of a single thing these two asshats wouldn’t like about each other?

“some middle aged people doing goofy bullshit”

HAHAHAHAHA SO fucking SPOT ON! That’s some shit you see in the guide and go from “Real Sex, eh? to... oh... OH, HELL NO!” in a hurry. The best part about it was the “couple on the street” interviews where one person would say something that embarrassed the hell out of…

This song is magnificent and I don’t expect anyone who likes the band that made it to feel anything but pride.

I don’t mean a bit of harm, but:

How in the purple fuck is 14 carries indicative of “kept trying to hammer the ball” in Minnesota if the same thing isn’t true of Jay Gruden’s head coaching cosplay in Washington?

Kinda funny to go with the “U Mad Bro” angle while... basically not paying any attention to my responses. Do I really seem... angry to you? It must have taken some serious interpretive dance lessons to get there...

You don’t seem angry to me but you do seem to be doing a lot of explaining shit away on behalf of king…

Most “great coaches” know that “distraction” is a bullshit diversion to hide the NFL’s inability to consistently deal with anything.

You found my wife’s student debt obligation from grad school? Damn! You’re good!

My wife is gonna have some questions to answer tonight, then...  Either she’s obscenely rich and never bothered to mention it or she’s been “paying back student loans” that you two seem convinced she shouldn’t owe Harvard...

While you’re trying to wrap your head around it, please make sure that you arrive at “more outraged by Thursday’s inaction.”

He literally lowered his head - textbook bad form - to make a head-to-head, crown-of-the-helmet hit - clear point of emphasis for the league - on a player who would have been flat on his back with nothing more than an open palm to the shoulder pad. Literally just running into him, arms outstretched, making contact only…