I’d be less upset by the Evil Boss thing if she’d just own the fuck out of it. She keeps trying to play “firm but fair” as though the Evil Boss thing never happened, and it’s not gonna work with “throws things, though?” as the backdrop. We don’t believe that you’re everybody’s 1st Grade Teacher. And we’re not even…

I see you!

Heath sucked though. He couldn’t skor.

How long will it take for this news to break for the piss babies in the Belichick Presser post?

You don’t know me from the mailman that fathered you and you’re speculating about my erection right now? That’s... interesting!

He does this literally every time. And... if people wanted to stop being fucking Patriots haters like they get a check for it, they’d realize that, NEWSFLASH, most coaches (and all the good ones) do the same thing. Popovich talks about what he wants to talk about, ignores the questions he doesn’t want to get into, and…

Pithy. Substantive. I gave it a dismissive wank. On your back while you were watching church service on your iPad. Meanwhile, the Patriots cut Antonio Brown. Remind me:  What did you do again?

Did he act indignant, though? Or did you read that into it?

Is that what he thinks? Or did he think that he had a responsibility to hold a presser (league-mandated) of a certain length (league-mandated) and the authority (self-imposed) to set the parameters of that engagement before leaving it when those parameters weren’t observed? You saw what you wanted to see. I saw a guy…

Okay, but comparing “the behavior in Oakland and Pittsburgh” to the accusations that have come out since he signed with NE is like comparing a Prius to an Abrams tank. I can’t help but feel like you know they’re not even remotely comparable. “We wouldn’t have signed him had we known” and “we signed him, he’s our…

Truth. And after that Kenny Stills/playing Jay-Z at practice stunt? I’m fine with it playing out exactly this way. Fuck this clown.

I don’t know exactly how I would describe it. It wasn’t tuneful. And it was definitely part-cackling. Braying horrifically?

That’s some 7D chess right there... Almost get murdered by bangers because you like little girls!

And I was just wondering why either of you care. The Kobe stan you’re wondering about is a Kobe stan. The same people who preemptively got mad at LeBron for coming to help their team in a way that Kobe, retired and old as fuck, no longer can... Because having current good basketball players can somehow tarnish the…

This whole argument is dumb, though... One part of it rests on the idea that someone is or isn’t “organic” (WTF does that even mean in this context?) and one part rests on the idea that it’s somehow bad to replicate successful techniques in sports. Take it out of the Kobe/MJ context and it’s like the two of you are…

What does the word “hipster” mean in your sentence?

I was convinced that rule was going to be “let it sit out overnight if you’re going to use beer for batter...”

Seriously! I got bumped from a late night flight in coach to an early AM flight the following day in first class. Did I drink wine all the way from Chicago to Baltimore and then catch the train to work instead of driving? You’re damned right I did! Did I spend the whole day with my ringer low and my door closed?…

Can this combo also involve Tomlin keeping his job - because his performance can’t be evaluated without his starting QB - and Flores getting fired - because I thought the Jay-Z stunt with Kenny Stills was obnoxious?

Truth. Those defenses were good enough that a lot of people didn’t even notice that Joe Gibbs 2.0 was a thin veil over a fundraising scheme for JGR.