“The Steelers replaced an all pro with simply a good back, and did just fine.”

Hahahahahaha! They did just fine, eh? I seem to remember they ended their season having to root for a victory by their hated rivals in order to sneak into the playoffs. And I’m pretty sure those hated rivals lost, and everybody involved had…

This is either a really strong argument or a really fucking stupid one, depending on where you sit. Jerry trotted it out last week and you’re repeating it here, so I’m going to assume that you think the “running backs are expendable” thing is largely true. And you buttressed it with “how much sense does it really make…

Wendy’s wouldn’t be at the next debate. Unless Trump agrees to debate Gov. Weld...

Nobody believes the Raiders’ hard ass routine on this, right? I mean... seriously, look at this shit:

So, wait... Let me make sure I understand how you think this went down: Katie Holmes got divorced and immediately spent six years fucking another famous person, just to make Tom Cruise big mad... And Jamie Foxx is Satan’s slutdog for being photographed with someone who doesn’t even have a Wiki (whether they’re in a…

I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with Frank, but if the team has new receivers every year, it might not be a bad idea for a quarterback (whose job it is to throw footballs) to link up with his new receivers (whose job it is to catch footballs) at some point in the offseason. Every year. It’s not like there isn’t a…

No... really... I’m open to the possibility that I misunderstood this word salad:

You know EXACTLY what it sounds like already... Which is why it would be so satisfying!

Where’s the GIF of the joke going over your head? Where IS IT?!?!

Let’s reset. Take everything you wrote in response to me and reply it to what I was responding to... What were you talking about?

“The overall flavor of California” and the actual demographics of specific areas of California are... completely different things. You live there, so surely you know this, right? Surely you’re aware that California is not just a bunch of rich elites and then a bunch of young people catchin’ rays and hangin’ ten,…

Y’all should try harder. You can’t make a compelling point about “What the Bible says” by quoting one verse. You can’t make a compelling point about what happened in a movie by quoting one line. And you can’t make a compelling point about what the Constitution says about... anything... by quoting part of one sentence.

T…

I love it when Californians (and people who live there) forget how many extremely wealthy Republicans there are in California. But no, you’re right. Broken clock. 

Suuuuure he is...

That’s why Case Keenum hasn’t been declared the starter over a rookie QB, even though Colt McCoy is getting follow-up procedures like a NASCAR pit crew standing on the wall with the Sawzall and duct tape... That’s why the guy who replaced Cousins is still on the payroll for a gajillion dollars even…

Not a chance. Y’all imported Joe Flacco, and he’s bringin’ Old Bay and crayubs to your neck o’the woods, hon...  Yer in the fam’ly nayow...

Y’all are still trying to make this “Pool Boys” thing happen?

Next letter...

Me:  But, wait though... Why would somebody from Chicago be a Titans fan? Seriously?

Me:  Why would somebody from Pennsyvlania be a Titans fan when they have the Eagles and the Stee- You know what? Nevermind.

I know I’m supposed to read this, but... I’m not going to because... I don’t want to read it. It’s not too long, so I can’t really file it under TL;DR. And I don’t really want to dismiss what you’ve been doing as trolling. It’s adjacent to that, but it’s not really that. I just... well, I’m just gonna come right out…

Your home town is getting an MLS team. You don’t care. You don’t care about soccer, apparently... Got it. Why do you think you should be weighing in on this?

American isn’t the UK. St. Louis isn’t London. America’s love of soccer isn’t as strong or as longstanding as English soccer fandom. Got it. Why do you think that…