Three races is worse than one race? Ummm... Okay.

I like your plan. Truly I do. BUT... most arguments are fucked on the merits once the words “Logistics aside” (or something similar) are included. You know how I’d make Hollywood better? Logistics aside, I’d be taller, more handsome, in better shape, and a good actor. You know how I’d make the music industry better?…

They did it to themselves. Their fanbase is a joke. They never seem to realize that they’re buying the company line until well after it’s too late.

He’s running the “my game is that I have no game” game. It’s a classic! It’s image rehab! Swerved Kristina and dragged her heart through the gutter for someone hot and vapid? Must be some other guy...  Would a playa have a mustache like this?!?!

How is it different, though?

Through four episodes, most of what we’ve heard from... basically every woman on the show... is what a scumbag Blake was for sleeping with someone, while single, and then sleeping with someone else the next day, while single, and then... later... going on dates and/or flirting with people…

And also LOL KURT. So Bruce Allen can find the article later.

You’re not wrong. Kirk Cousins had a bunch of yards and his team had a mediocre record last year.

Counterpoint: Where’d Case Keenum get the Broncos last year? Six wins and an express train to Flaccotown. Cousins had twelve more touchdowns and five fewer interceptions in MIN than Keenum did in DEN. Unfair comparison?…

If you’re laboring under the delusion that he wants to come back here, you missed his whole last season. And the season before that. Something tells me he’s quite happy to have this shitshow in his rear view mirror; you’ll only get there if you abandon your favorite team and start rooting for the Ravens.…

Which do you think will get posted first next year, the 2020 WYTS for WAS or MIN?

Your options to replace Kirk Cousins last year were Alex Smith (imported by the GM; unwanted by the head coach), Colt McCoy (insurance card not included), and the smashed up Pepperidge Farm Cookie Sampler Box that came after the two of…

Team Palmier. That’s baked, and fancy. Elephant Ears are fried, and not at all fancy. I love them both. I once got caught ogling the Palmier crumbs on my shirt and plate. I did not eat them because a Palmier is fancy. Any Elephant Ear crumbs on my shirt would get the face vacuum treatment. And the paper plate that an…

I think the Grantland story is more complicated than that... And it’s less “Simmons put the final nail in it” than “ESPN came at the king and didn’t expect the pawns, rooks, and knights to leave the board...”

False. If you actually care about any sports at all and you’re old enough to follow a team before you get here, you follow that team when you arrive and you follow that team when you leave or die.

I met a friend for drinks at a sports bar a few years ago and it was the local Bills/Sabres/Cuse spot... I could buy it…

Wait... There’s rasslin’ at DC BRAU?!?!?!?!

The saddest part of all of these fan comments:  Someone thought John Riggins didn’t GLEEFULLY cash the Koch Industries check...

Something tells me you don’t know how you come across... and should actually be praying for yourself. I also suspect you’re beyond the skills of qualified mental health professionals at this point. I’m sure you’re good for a laugh, though.

You’ve almost certainly never heard me speak. And you haven’t disproved anything I wrote with what I’m sure you felt was a very witty riposte. But hey, I’m not the guy ‘saying’ “Better to seem like you care about someone while taking a giant crap on them and telling them it’s chocolate snow...” so you would know…

You’re reacting only to his salary as though money means he shouldn’t care about anything else. That’s probably why you’ll never get any closer than within typing distance of $150 million. I can’t help but suspect you’ve thrown a Playstation controller or two in your life though...

Always an excuse. Kill the bill? It passed the Senate 68-32.

But let’s try it your way: What sterling immigration reform bill has Mitch McConnell passed? What sterling border security bill has Mitch McConnell passed? What did Republicans do on border security when they had the House, the Senate, and the White House…

You only think that because you have no idea what was said to him. Maybe you’re some even tempered, other cheek turning, Dalai Lama motherfucker; that ain’t everybody. Most of us yell at total strangers for cutting us off in traffic. Try having somebody you’ve been around almost every day since February pop off at you…

You might want to try this “wanting better borders” thing among a less-educated populace. People with Internet access know that the Senate passed comprehensive immigration reform that INCLUDED significant funding for border security in 2013. It absolutely would have been signed into law. It was rejected by the…