That’s just how he looks. He’s incredibly disappointed with his life. And he probably should be.

America will NEVER support breakfast fish. Hell, I had someone at a music festival push back on the idea of a breakfast cheeseburger... I made her one anyway because I knew she would see the other people in our campsite ripping into them and ask for one when I was ready to turn off the grill (spoiler alert: She did).…

I’ve never understood the “line up like cattle” complaint. What airline do you fly that doesn’t involve boarding groups, announcements, and standing around/navigating around a bunch of people who are just physically in the vicinity of the boarding area, but not getting on the plane at the same time? People screw up…

Upgrade!-ish... hahahahaha

You’re not wrong, but it could also be argued that “blame” is a step too far in some of these cases. The very concept of a loophole is that some people saw an issue and sat down to write a policy/contract/law/etc. to address that issue - and that in the implementation, another issue was either created or revealed.…

According to the admittedly limited basic BMI calculations, he’s actually technically obese.

There’s also the curious case of the Pellies’ role in this. Apparently the knee injury wasn’t at all serious but they viewed Zion as a target in Summer League. Guys were trying to posterize him and they didn’t think he was adequately conditioned, so the knee injury was a pretext to pull him. Because there’s no way…

I can’t imagine that she’d be interested, but I’m pretty sure my wife would let me get a new laminate with Diane Keaton’s name on it... Call me, DeeKay!

I’m sorry, but that’s a cop out. If it’s a respected guideline, then shouldn’t the people most inclined to fornicate with the flag actually... respect the guideline? These are the same people, after all, who seize any opportunity to announce that someone is disrespecting the flag. Don’t think “under God” belongs in…

“I don’t like massages particularly” is the lawyerly version of Trump’s “She’s not my type” defense.

“Look, we’re firmly on the side of musicians and content creators...”

Apparently not firmly enough. You just referred to the law that ensures that the penny a musician would receive from having their song played in a public space eventually actually reaches their account as “draconian.” The mechanism in place to ensure…

I don’t know, man...  Don’t you think it’s possible that a humble kid from Greece who just wants to hoop and be chill could be convinced, with the power of cheap beer and plentiful cheese curds, to stay in...  JUST KIDDING! He’s gonna end up in Miami!

Good. I’m glad I could help an idiot feel good about himself yesterday.

You should do whatever you think is best based upon your own judgment.

Fair enough. I appreciate the clarification, but I’m still not sure why you object to the idea that art has the power to influence those who consume it... I agree with you that it’s an unreasonably long reach to assume that someone listening to “dark” or “heavy” or “scary” music is inherently going to become a bad…

“Even squinting very hard it’s tough to view Westbrook as an upgrade in either pure basketball terms or as an abstract asset.”

Because he had an inefficient season two years removed from his MVP campaign, during a season in which he played alongside another MVP finalist? I don’t have to squint very hard to see it.…

You’re kinda on both sides of the argument here.

The piece everyone is commenting on is the think piece that is, essentially, calling it a problematic, shitty relic that sends the wrong message about the behavior on display... You deemed that acceptable.

The OP you’re caping for is essentially making the argument that…

Help me understand how your anecdotal experience negates my own...

“What is it about driving that makes people completely incapable of rational thought related to people choosing to locomote differently than themselves.”

Pot, Kettle, What?

I drive to work every day, and walk to lunch every day. And I walk to various…

Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.

“I could care less. I could really care less. I agree with the Speaker. Four people, four votes out of 240 people, who cares.”

So, then... why are you complaining about a member of your caucus to the media?