The race card?!?! Seriously??? There’s no such thing as a race card. I would expect a brown guy from Missouri to know that better than even Nancy Pelosi.

Then, in that case, may you and your children die penniless in your filthy hovel when you find that there’s nothing to keep you warm at night except the boarding passes you printed at home!

The volley was giving a faux-serious response to the joke and concluding with a joke that mirrored the original joke.

And pedestrians crossing when they don’t have the light... Don’t forget about them.

If you had to guess, do you think more people in Spain no Josh Norman... or... any of the matadors that get gored when they’ve paid to see this inhumane shit?

Might potentially be evidence that Josh Norman hasn’t read his contract. The word in your comment that was doing almost all the work was “Might.”

I’m just trying to figure out how someone ends up “sold out” of bathwater... If she ran out of mason jars, that’s one thing. If she’s telling us that she stopped bathing... Well. I guess props to the people who purchased the first run bathwater.

I think you know what his deeper issue is... The problem is, I don’t think HE knows what his deeper issue is. Or that he has a deeper issue.

I don’t think you know what the word “lecturing” means. I don’t think you know what the word “screed” means. I don’t think those are the most problematic aspects of your take here by a long shot. Those are things I think.

So everyone here who has had bad experiences with Spirit is an elitist asshole. Totally fair. What about all of the people who aren’t using this website who have had different experiences than you did? Are they elitist assholes too? Or is this one of those “YMMV” and “Maybe you should have had more to say before you…

Claire McCaskill is outside the tent, pissing in. Nancy Pelosi is inside the tent, pissing everybody off!

When I read “beautiful pâté” I can’t help but think “Party of the People, defenders of the working class...” I’m sure the first-termers she targeted all have lots of beautiful pâté in their dietary pasts, just as I’m sure Queen Bay is just wrecking sausages at every fucking buffet.

This party could be so much better...…

You just insulted the concept of logic, the program Logic (I think it’s a DJ interface or something?), and DJ Logic.

Yes.

You ARE an independent, unaffiliated fan! You should be included in next year’s free agent roundup!

“No word from UFA Le Comte de Bruleur or anyone in that tight-lipped camp about which player, team, or even sport will successfully win the affection of the former (and possibly future) Kawhi Leonard fan...”

Plenty of people don’t get their own headlines run, though. That’s not blame; it’s pulling back the curtain and stating facts. It’s fucked up, but the part that MOST people read... the part that actually gets attributed to your name, the part that people talk about in cars, at parties, on their couches, in the…

I wasn’t disagreeing with your point. Far from it.

She got him PREGNANT?!?! Now I get why Irina was dunzo...

So you’ve been trolling yourself the entire time? So much stupid! You weren’t attempting to make a legitimate argument because you don’t have a legitimate argument. You just want attention for not liking IPAs. You got it! Congratulations!

If you’re in a bar that has 11 beers and 10 of them are IPAs, you’re in the wrong…

I don’t disagree with the point you’re making here, but it sets up a separate argument: Beating Pumpkin with Comb-over isn’t the only way of evaluating the career of someone who also served as Secretary of State and U.S. Senator. If you’re only looking at it in the 1v1 context, then sure, the extremely qualified woman…