Absolutely! The shower beer when you get caught drinking it and give zero fucks is great too! My wife saw me put an empty on the floor last year and said “Are you drinking a beer... in the shower?” I had a face full of conditioner by the time she put the pieces together, so I uttered what only Aquaman could have…

Assuming we still have a Republic, I’m sure he’ll debate. He has a MASSIVE ego and couldn’t handle being called a seed-eating chicken who is scared to go on TV.

Crabmeat, as an injury reference, is SO fetch!

Great.

hahahahaha Truly!

Seriously, though: Debates tend to reinforce what people already think about the candidates. It’s rare that there’s a radical shift in the electorate based on debate performances. The “after show” coverage demonstrated that in 2016, the same way it almost always does... Hillary came off as super…

I didn’t fail to read your post carefully the first time. I didn’t fail to grasp your point. I fully understand your point. What occurred to me/prompted my reaction is that I don’t know you and I don’t know your values. Maybe your values suck. Maybe your values are abhorrent and unappealing. Maybe your values are just…

You’re agreeing with a point that I’m rejecting. That’s not the same as missing the point.

Conducting a primary by discussing and advocating for what you value is not infighting. It’s conducting a primary. So the candyfloss and buttercream-level softness of the nail you’re attempting to hang your argument on is absurd.

A…

“Having sex is all about committing to the act, of being present and willing. It’s our most intimate connection even when it’s quick or lazy.”

That part was really good.

The next part - describing the actions and motives of a person you theoretically don’t know and weren’t having sex with - is extremely questionable.…

You’re totally right. Your strategy makes perfect sense. Vote for someone that doesn’t reflect your values because there’s no way your values could possibly be appealing to the electorate and there’s no way that anyone who can effectively represent your values to voters in a primary would also be capable of doing that…

We also need to be able to take something that Hillary Clinton said at face value:

There was, indeed, a vast right-wing conspiracy to undermine and demean her. It was active and ongoing since the 90s during any period in which she held the public spotlight, and it went dormant when she wasn’t running for office or…

And can we even prove that a meaningful number of people voted 3rd party out of spite in 2016? That’s a narrative that I’ve never seen backed up by facts.

Says who?

Oh, and if everything you say about your status as a voter in IL is true, then LITERALLY EVERY NATIONAL ELECTION YOU EVER PARTICIPATE IN should be a “vote my values” election. There’s nothing about your stance on this that’s consistent with what you say to justify it. You’re going to vote for the nominee no matter…

“I haven’t seen him get stumped for flustered. That’s what you need in a debate against Trump, whether the Dem nominee has great substance or not.”

The Constitution has a pretty explicit list of what gives someone “the right to run” as you put it.

The reviewer seemed to think it was important to film in the actual airport in order to convey authenticity, so...

I know I’m responding to this exceptionally late (I didn’t hear about Atlanta until much later than most - probably because I didn’t watch Community, so my context for Donald Glover is sorta Childish Gambino/Lando Calrissian first). I can’t help but feel like a semi-neutral reading of your posts in this thread would…

Ya’ll are just gonna keep trying until crabbed/crab meat/crab legs/crab cakes stops being “fetch” aren’t you?!?!

Meanwhile, so-called “Star-Lord” is still trash and let his selfishness create some SERIOUS relationship drama for me! I ain’t know my wife was just... comin’ back! And she’s STILL mad about the fact that I vacuumed her. I don’t even know how she KNEW THAT!?!?!

Nailed it with the “stopping for the train” angle. I was third or fourth at a crossing once and realized that the train was so obviously, comically long that the people in the cars in front of me had turned off their engines... and got out of their cars and started having a conversation in the road.