When I was growing up, we had a mean but small-ish German Shepherd that made a run for it leaving the vet (almost like she thought, “wherever you’re taking me next, I’m not sticking around for it!”). We drove around looking for her for about two hours before my Mom said “let’s go home and have dinner and just see what…

Goddamnit, was that ever BEAUTIFULLY executed!?!?!

I think reality works better than any metaphor; I was just going with the one you offered.

My goal is not to make her the hero. I can’t make her anything and I don’t need her to be a hero. I need her to represent her district and I’m not in her district. I’m not in a position to evaluate whether or not her…

You know nothing, goldw.

Burneko.

This died on the vine, didn’t it? Luckily he can hit GSW up for his $35M player option, and he’ll only have to listen to people bitch about it for a year while he’s getting paid to rehab...

“It’s a no lose situation for him.”

This held up. 

Except he’s NOT a progressive liberal and he wouldn’t even try to pretend he is. Are you not paying attention? His lane was being Mr. Moderate.

He left a safe house seat to make a completely quixotic run for POTUS with no name recognition in his own state (and I can say that; I’ve lived in Md since 1996 and not a…

He’s running for President. He’s inherently calling attention to himself. She deemed him unworthy of the attention he craved and stated so publicly. He responded by challenging her to a debate that was never gonna happen because he’s n-o-b-o-d-y.

If we’re taking it to the playground, this is the kid that people are…

Thi$ $ituation is ridiculou$. Tho$e $eat$ $houldn’t even be there... The NBA need$ to wake up and realize that they have a growing problem with their fan$ getting involved in game$ in way$ that they $houldn’t, otherwi$e they’re going to have another “Malice at the Palace” $ituation on their hand$...

This is a dumb take. The person who liked it is an idiot.

How did shoving someone who could kill him with a minimal amount of effort, AFTER THE FACT, protect this woman?

Let me see if I can help you with something that might prevent you from taking a worse L in real life than you’re taking in this thread right now:

Never, ever, ever put your hands on somebody - “in the heat of the moment” or “because reasons” or... anything else you come up with later - that could literally beat you to…

Pedestrians who never/rarely drive cars don’t get to be accounted for in the “always walking”/”generally aware” category. I see them on a daily basis walking while reading or texting, walking when they don’t have the walk signal because of a left turn arrow, walking when the walk signal has changed to a flashing don’t…

Fuck every one of these clowns trying to pretend like “round the clock treatment” and “vitamins” are changing the reality of how hamstrings work. Is it an apples-to-apples comparison? No. Do they have more experience with how jacked up a jacked up hamstring is than the pain when they stand up once or twice a day?…

His whole candidacy is substance-less, grandstanding bullshit. And he left a safe House seat to do it. But hey, if you like peanut butter, I’m not going to slap it out of your hand just because I don’t like it.

Delaney running when he did to set himself up as the “moderate” wasn’t a bad idea at the time he made it. You don’t know what the makeup is going to be and who’s going to be available/able to run.

That is probably true if he’s running for President of his household. Maybe he would have been able to position himself as…

Efff this noise! That shit was great! I tuned in for Scott Van Pelt and I was legit happier that I didn’t get it! I don’t need no stinkin’ highlights!

Do you have any good and practical ideas for getting rid of Drake? Because I know for a fact that motherfucker has hugged everybody on every basketball championship team…

I didn’t attend the event you attended. You weighed in as a correspondent. I asked for a clarification. If that’s nitpicking to you, maybe the Internet is not the home you thought it was.

#Buttercream

They can be both. But they’re two different things.