Wait, wait, wait... You feel like you need to eat something before you have your first beer... And the something you eat takes 30 minutes to cook? What are you drinking while the oven is pre-heating? And what are you drinking while the pot pies are in the oven? And what are you drinking while they’re cooling?

And,…

Over rice! A truly regal sovereign would consume this concoction over rice!

Pot pie, in a bowl, over rice... Then you smash the living hell out of the pot pie and let the innards drift down into the rice. Some will argue that the rice is adding carbs that you don’t need to carbs of the crust, and those people are idiots. The crust gets broken up into chunks as you eat, so each forkful has a…

“So, let the workers do their work—they might just go ahead and do it anyway, and you can at least plan to hide your naughty stuff ahead of time.”

This reminds me of the time I popped back into my hotel room between a(n on-site) wedding and reception to find my bottle of lube had been conveniently placed on the ironing…

I just watched that scene again last night and Tyrion’s reaction doesn’t entirely make sense...

She gave the Tarlys the opportunity to bend the knee. They declined. Tyrion suggested that she give them the opportunity to Take the Black. Before she could even respond, Randal Tarly told her that he wouldn’t accept…

And here’s the thing:  If you looked at most straight guys’ porn habits, they should be cutting a double somersault with that as the answer. The Cracker Jack Box answer should be THE MOST SATISFYING answer!

She might have Hashimoto’s...

I agree with this. Black people want white people to believe that they have a genuine problem with the n-word, yet I see video after video of white people using the n-word without getting jackknife power bombed... If black people want white people to know that black people are serious and white people should stop…

The reaction to the Red Wedding is what got me watching/reading. People were FREAKED THE FUCK OUT on Monday... but also going out of their way to avoid spoiling or even talking about the episode at regular volume. That reaction was when I was hooked. I bought the books and the DVDs for S1 shortly thereafter.…

“Cap has an infallible moral compass”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  

Counterpoint: Good performances, widely consumed, can be good for art in general...

It’s tough to argue that people who consume art and enjoy it are moved to consume LESS art because of what they enjoyed. There will almost certainly be more people who see Civil War, like his performance, and seek out his prior work…

“When is the optimal time to go to your local grocery store?”

During football season, it’s about 15 minutes after kickoff... 

I keep coming back to this question, year after year:

Aren’t there a career paths for people whose skill set is “Attractive + ______” that involve that being attractive while demonstrating that skill set?

Like who needs J.Lo records when she’s attractive and can dance her ass off? How is this scandal different from…

“You dumb snobs are making one kind of beer the world over!”

This is literally the least correct statement on the Internet right now. 

It truly does! I’ve had great times in L.A. but nothing I want televised!

This happened to me too! I was hanging out with my ex who was showing me around and taking me to all of this very “TV L.A.” stuff that was underwhelming compared to just... meeting people, hanging out, and being normal on vacation! The only TV L.A. thing I ever wanted to do was see the Hollywood sign... and anyone’s…

Everybody’s innocent after the fact. I’m sure Russell Westbrook completely flipped his lid on this guy, threatened him with camera phones out, and AFTER THE FACT, stood by his original statements because he was deeply offended that this guy didn’t swear at him, told him to ice his knees, and, when informed that it was…

No one has explained yet how Guaido being declared the interim president without having even run in the last election is radically different than the international community deciding that America is an S show and declaring ME interium POTUS...

You seem to be missing the point of the piece, though... If one is visiting a place for the first time “be happy and enjoy nice things” must be balanced with “don’t spend all of your time standing in a line to see one thing when you could be checking out multiple things that are awesome, lesser known, and less…

Jim’s!!!