Related dumb story: My first couple of trips to L.A. I totally thought that I’d see the Hollywood sign all the time, mostly because every TV show features the Hollywood sign, no matter what part of L.A. the characters are in... Instead I didn’t see it at all. It was probably my third trip out there when a friend of…

Jim’s on South Street before a show at the TLA!

They have a fancy Taco Bamba down there! Though, other than the booze, I like the Taco Bamba out in VA better!

Capital One Arena! Or, if you prefer:  Capitals Won! Arena...

We have one in Washington, DC too. It is where many of the Smithsonians are, as well as many of the monuments and memorials that most tourists know about, and the annual Cherry Blossom Festival. The number of conversations about going to the (commerce-oriented) mall that involve a confused “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING…

Kinda like you don’t put a lot of weight in the combine, I don’t put a lot of weight in other people’s evaluation of how a 19 year old performs when answers questions as the face of a franchise. I seem to remember Johnny Manziel being a GREAT interview! How’d that work out for... anybody?

Y’all can get off on…

Oh, really...? I’m hilarious? Right. And you just compared Carmelo Anthony’s season age 27 season to LeBron James’ age 35, and the 2011 Knicks to the 2018 Lakers, and the 2011 Eastern Conference to the 2018 Western Conference. Riiiiiiiight...

If you spend LeBron’s whole career having bitter beer face, it just might…

Except 18 games is literally one fifth of the NBA season... One fifth of anything isn’t really a small sample size and “People should stop pretending LeBron didn’t miss one fifth of the season” is actually a pretty reasonable narrative for everyone who is wondering how a team went from tied for 5th to “not at all in…

“And right now LBJ is looking like so much Carmelo Anthony.”

Go home. 

That’s a sample size of literally one fucking season! 

I’ll let Knicks fans speak for the Knicks’ performance since 1985. The Lakers have won championships, plural, in that time span, more than all of those teams you mentioned combined. I’m pretty sure they’ve won more championships than MKE, DEN, OKC, and TOR have…

Three things:

1) If you already bought a ticket to see LeBron play and then he ends up getting rested on a night that you paid for, the team already has that money. It isn’t coming back to you which means that isn’t hurting the team one bit.

2) You’re acting like the team shut him down for the year. They’re talking…

Right. Which is why he bought two houses in Brentwood before he ever moved there. You agreed with the person who wrote the second stupidest thing I’ve read all day. Good stuff.

If there’s one comp for LeBron James, I’d definitely say it’s Dwight Howard. Strong take here. You’ve done good work. You can log off for the rest of the day. Change your password first, though. And write it down on a post-it. And give that post-it to someone you trust but who doesn’t like you very much. And then wait…

Seriously. Those shitheads fired their first year coach after his first year.

Did he do an interview with board work with Dan Patrick at the Combine? Or are you talking about some shit that happened a month ago. Last time I checked, “Speaking eloquently to Dan Patrick” wasn’t a measurable or a predictor of NFL performance...

Simple tests for your perspective:

I can find people on the Internet who will state, with enthusiasm, that Donald Trump is a smart, honest, hard working man. A man with good moral fiber who values family above all. A man whose trade policies are good for the economy and whose regulatory policies are good for the environ…

I’ve always felt like Alex Smith’s situation in SF was malpractice because they had hours of tape on him at Utah, drafted him out of Utah, and then asked him to play in an offense that was completely different than what they saw and liked about him...

Do we need to make one of those decision tree graphics about whether or not you should ever write about politics? The kind where all of the variables lead to the answer being “No” is what I’m picturing.

The bun is two pieces of bread, imperfectly separated...

Don’t you wish that evil on weed, Ricky Bobby!