Did you really have to publish this at lunch?

Yes, but I had to make myself come.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

Don't be strong on the ball or anything, Bradley. Sheesh.

Yeah, I'm a black woman and I can't even work up any outrage over this.

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."