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8/16/17
3:40 PM
163

Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

8/16/17
9:59 AM
66

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

8/15/17
11:08 AM
22

“Fake news! Fake news! I fired Brian from the council! He told me ‘Intel makes the best computer chips - the best!’ And you know what? I tried some of his chips and they’re awful, just awful. They even cut my mouth when I tried some. SAD! It’s time for America to begin TRULY making the best tasting computer chips Read more

8/14/17
4:05 PM
36

Someone run down to CVS! We need more sharpies to color in our shields! And don’t forget to lay down the newspaper before you start. My mom will kill me if draw on her rug again.

8/14/17
2:41 PM
598

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

8/11/17
11:54 AM
28

Chevy SSR. Why Chevy thought there would be a high demand for a warmed-over facsimile of a 40's pickup truck for $40K at launch, I will never know.

8/11/17
10:14 AM
62

I’m assuming they based their lifestyle on this::

8/10/17
1:53 PM
10

I’ve used that chemical stripper, and I tell you what, no matter how many layers of glove you’ve got on, it still burns.
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8/10/17
10:32 AM
297

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.” Read more