You gotta diversify yo’ bonds

Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

I spent a good 20 seconds looking at the sign wondering what the hell “Cheese Festuk” could mean.

Someone run down to CVS! We need more sharpies to color in our shields! And don’t forget to lay down the newspaper before you start. My mom will kill me if draw on her rug again.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

Apparently, you’re unfamiliar about how this all works.

Full disclosure: I ADORE the Vehicross :)

Chevy SSR. Why Chevy thought there would be a high demand for a warmed-over facsimile of a 40's pickup truck for $40K at launch, I will never know.

Not a single car, but a whole brand.

I’m assuming they based their lifestyle on this::

Just fuck all of this shit.

I’ve used that chemical stripper, and I tell you what, no matter how many layers of glove you’ve got on, it still burns.

Where’d you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

Classic locker room talk.

Those window intakes are rad af

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

No Porsche Cayenne.

In person? “All due respect, you’re wrong. Here are a dozen reasons why.”