You’re not so important that you have to be two places at once and there’s no prize for being ‘most productive’ after you die.

Remember cheat codes? Those were fun.

I’m sure we’re mere weeks away from seeing polling that a majority of Republicans blame Joe Biden for the pandemic.

They did with Donnie Jr’s book. 

Did you guys hear Joe Biden is going to tear down several churches in Texas and New Mexico and build high rise condos, and illegal immigrants will live there rent free? 3 & 4 Bedroom Condos, pool, health club, concierge service, parking garage.

Don’t conservatives pretty regularly do stuff like this with their own books to inflate the sales numbers?

Was Harris paid for these books? Is she profiting from Biden’s border crisis?

So if you state some bullshit in the form of a question then it’s not libel? Got it.

Setting aside the fact that it is an outright lie, where was the concern about taxpayer dollars when the orange shit-gibbon was bilking us for millions when he spent a year of his term golfing?

Honestly, this can’t be worse than MK11's plot, which was pretty damn bad (then got worse with Aftermath).

Sounds like this plot makes a lot more sense than the game’s plot, which got rebooted into another plot that makes even less sense than the first one.

Greedy owners that hate both their users and their employees.

For the record, every time I get that stupid newsletter pop-up on any for the former Gawker sites, I submit the form with the email of tips@gizmodo.com. Given how often they cross-post stories between the sister sites, I think it’s working.

Why do you guys put the annoying “Subscribe to our newsletter!” right before the last paragraph? Depending on the article, it makes it seem like the article is either incomplete or inaccurate.

The touchpad was the most inaccessible remote control. I could not get my elderly father to properly utilize the trackpad and he constantly demonstrated frustration in trying to get precise control from it.

I mean, if you watch him, hes still heavily addicted to crack. Its not hard to see lol

Is this the game where Reagan is the hero?

Hard pass.

Nope, and also, you can easily substitute another word for them:

Assholes.

The Australian government is too busy putting out the flames that their partially sexist, partially sexually assaulting politicians leave behind.

“That’s a huge bitch”