You know full well you can’t read.

Look at Rambo over here.

I feel bad for the first intern who had to talk to him after that meeting.

Thanks for reminding me that I have those to look forward to.

Your criticisms are fair and things I felt after having finished the game yet I still immensely enjoyed it beyond the mechanical sense. I know it isn’t perfect but it was still fun. Also, XIII had the worse story IMO and Type-0 the worst intro. Ugh...a history lesson in the first 5 minutes killed it for me.

That satisfaction rate might—just might—have something to do with the fact that Final Fantasy XV’s core narrative stands out as one of the most poorly-executed, contrivance-laden, plot-holes-big-enough-to-drive-a-bus-through-riven experiences in the history of the franchise.

And that’s saying something.

I actually…

Think about this for a second. Dana Loesch is NRA spokesperson because she was THE MOST PERSONABLE INDIVIDUAL THEY COULD FIND TO DEFEND THEIR BULLSHIT.

us libs also hate the ACLU, Planned Parenthood and Greenpeace. You should join those too to piss us off. Also, liberals think the Democratic party is a sell-off, so you should volunteer for the Democrats for the midterms, and then post here - our snowflakes will melt in fury.

If you want to come across as intelligent the comma goes inside of the quotes.

Alternate name: The Angela Bassett effect.

(Paraphrasing) When you’re accustomed to gerrymandering, fairness feels like conscious pro-Dem mapping choices.

Can’t forget Electric Love!

Is it just me, or did Destiny’s art style simply get worse and worse with every addon as time passed? It went from the Haloesque, an industrial and utilitarian design of armor, weapons and ships to the overly-flashy and shiny asshattery that we have in Skinner Box Destiny 2.

Came for the comments. Left satisfied.

You knew it was coming!

But for the true destiny 2 experience threeA should have just realeased this as a series of blind boxes where you can only get one armor bit per box and maybe you’ll eventually have the full figure.

Oh and maybe a piece of paper inside that says “We’re listening.”