The sad part here isn’t the accusation itself - in a way, it’s almost got a beautiful (albeit deranged) symmetry that implies there was conscious thought put into this campaign.

Those images were pretty good, pretty good, but they made his hands way too yuuuuuge.

Brian, you’ve got a bad link with that security guard/Oculus bit.

I was worried about how they’d handle Marcus going into the game.

You say that like it’s worse than the indentations at the start of each paragraph.

Actual quote:

I kind of petered out on the series half-way through 3, never even finished it.

THEY’RE GOING TO RUIN MY FUCKIN TOMATOES!

But prayer works.

God I hate that notification with Xbox. So misleading.

Damn, I’ve been playing Destiny, trying to switch up to Gears of War 4, and now I’m going to have to fire up Overwatch again.

This is probably a separate issue, but I was really surprised by how long it took to just download the game last night. It’s a big download at just shy of 60GB, but I started pulling it down around 5pm EST and it started off at a good clip. I thought it would finish in well under an hour.

Take a star and get out, damn you!

That Bastion is the textbook example for “phoning it in”.

Hey, it’s Tea Lizard! Yay!

You say that like Trump isn’t both of those.

LOL, great job with the Donald’s hands. That has me literally laughing out loud right now.

This deserves a LOLWUT.

Every time I see one of these, my first thought is “Wow, this is really cool”, immediately followed by “Wow, I have no idea who that’s supposed to be. I really wish these pics had some description text saying who this person is cosplaying as”.