That old man backed the fuck right through that garage door.

It would have been hilarious if he had a huge checklist, adjusted his mirrors, tightened his belts, gave a big smile, then put it in gear and accidentally blasted through the front instead. Well, except for those people standing there.

Dude, a stupid Maxima is on the list, but not that beautiful blue FD RX-7?

I feel like you’re making quite a few assumptions there.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If by “bombed” you mean “creamed”, and by “Kuwait” you mean “my jeans”, I just bombed Kuwait myself.

Chris Evans. There’s just something about an all white fleet of cars that are supposed to be red. And they’re gorgeous.

Jay Leno. Obvious answer is obvious.

My grayed out comment will get lost with all the other grayed out comments, but my vote would go to a CLS63 http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mercedes-B…

Hate to say it Tyler but, you’re trying to use logic and reasoning in the face of insanity. That never works. Try reverse psychology and call for our A-10’s to be immediately deactivated, that’s the only way to reach the kickback fat brass. If you can slip an anti A-10 flier into their cocktail menus or hire and train…

Love your post. My takeaway is “don’t buy a ford”.

Some people have baller money like that, just to get you to do stuff to their toys.
I am not a pro tuner. I dont tune cars everyday... but I have swapped LS1s into several cars.

1. co-worker in parts had an escape. Ticking noise, needed an engine after further inspection and submitting claim to ford for replace/repair. Co-worker in parts orders engine, 2.5 I-4. Put engine in, runs like shit. Remove and install another engine, still runs like shit.

In my early life I worked as a motorcycle customizer, and I sold various off the shelf stuff as well. One of these items was some random oil cooler for a GSXR 1000, very basic, and it had an IN and an OUT port. As are the hoses. These were clearly stamped in the metal. A customer from Vegas ordered this kit, and…

I had a customer come in to yell at me because I didn’t tighten his lug-nuts enough and his new wheels almost fell off with his wife in the car, well the jokes on him. I am him.

I REFUSE to believe people are so, um... lack of intelligence.

I’ll fire away.