The game director system is a fantastic concept that I can’t wait to watch humans ruin.

“Well don’t ignore it if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs.”

America: The picture

This made me laugh as well. I just imagined he said, “Hold this, I don’t want to get my blood on it when he puts my head through the asphalt.”

This is my experience as well. I got my number in college and haven’t lived in the 912 area code in 10 years. I just ignore the call if it’s a 912 number now. If I call the number back it’s usually just a very confused person on the other end of the phone that swears they didn’t call me.

Am I the only one that screams “Get over here!” when using the grappling hook attack?

Can we get an update on how many people have emailed you and claimed to be The Mad Pooper so far?

If I’m Tim, I’m coming out right now and saying I did it on purpose as a whistle blowing tactic to show how little the executives care about this.

“without either tackle, Mike Daniels and a gimpy Nelson, I’d have assumed a way worse loss than what happened. If they get Atlanta at home in the playoffs with a healthier roster”

Well we already saw how it would play out if the playoff game is in Atlanta. The Packers have taken 3 losses in a row to the Falcons and the last two have been complete ass whippings. Take your loss and go home. And don’t forget your excuses.

But Goodell is doing such a good job at taking the credit for what fantasy football has done for the sport. I’m not sure that there is anything that he can’t fuck up. If I landed my employer in federal court once or twice a year, I’d probably not have a job.

I can’t wait to pay 47 different companies a monthly fee to stream their content.

Kyle Shanahan should be forced to walk the entirety of I-285 while the entire city recreates the shame walk from Game of Thrones. All you had to do was run the ball, but you wouldn’t change a thing? That means you’re a fucking idiot, Kyle!

Roger Goodell is the luckiest mother fucker I’ve ever encountered. He gets all the credit for “growing the game”, but in my opinion, he’s done nothing other than stumble into a job right as fantasy football was about to go mainstream. I’m so tired of seeing his stupid face. 

“Jason makes Kirk play...” should be a weekly thing.

The headline surprised me until I realized it was Jesse Waters. He’s a well known dumb ass so this is to be expected.

Everybody is aware that they will start throwing the chairs if this becomes a trend, right?