… The Kinja regime banned: long hair, miniskirts, Sophocles, Tolstoy, Euripides, Russian-style toasts, strikes, Aristophanes, Ionesco, Sartre, Albee, Pinter, freedom of the press, sociology, Beckett, Dostoyevsky, modern music, pop music, new math, Frank Stallone, and the letter Z, which means HE LIVES in Ancient Greek.

Prepare Spaceball One for immediate departure!… and change the combination of my luggage.

One of my favorite quotes about special effects (don't remember who said it)… Godzilla is not a man in a rubber suit; a man in a rubber suit is Godzilla

You watch Joe Don Baker movies?

I think it's all Rhode Island PBS broadcasts

You were eaten by Tra-La-Logs?

Anne Frank would have giving the movie a B+

Nixon finally got around to silencing him

For the full Garbage Pail Kid experience you can fund the same movie twice with only a different name

Where are D-list celebrities going to go to tell their ghost stories now?