No, you’re making the dumb, bad argument. Hiring an Anthony Hopkins or even an Ed Harris creates immediate interest in the show. In case you haven’t noticed, there are only five bazillion television shows out there. Hiring name actors put this show in the public eye and kept it there until it aired. Websites like this…

You’re mostly right, but the sperm bank scene proved that it really only needs a good Deadite attack and some forward momentum and it can be a blast to watch. Certainly more entertaining than either of the Walking Dead shows, which have been doing the same plots over and over. And they only have like two whole plots!

Lovers being secret siblings. Which was only mentioned 100 times this hour.

Plus, this “cancer friend who dies” story has literally been done to death. The second someone other than Rogelio started talking to Xo in the cold cap ward, I immediately said, “Dead woman talking!” This show usually takes overdone storylines and tries to do something new with them. This was by the numbers.

Honestly, you could say “It couldn’t be worse than _________.” and you’d be able to fill the blank with a few dozen Stephen King movies. Then again, “(Sh)It” had predictable jump scares, dancing clowns and red balloons, and it somehow made a lot of money. So apparently even shitty Stephen King movies can find an…

Is having a bad what? Face?

I have less of a problem with Cracker losing to Eureka this week than her losing to Aquaria last week (“You wore cardboard cutouts for a sewing challenge? Condragulations, we need you to complete this ‘Miss Lurrk’ storyline we’re editing into the show this week.”). Eureka also did a good job and her runway is not the…

Okay, I’m late because it’s frigging baseball season and the damn games always go long and I never know what I will see when I start up the DVR. But “Blue Bloods”??? REALLY??

God (see what I did there?), I hope to hell that Jian-Yang goes away and stays away. That character was funny when he was bouncing lines off Erlich, but he is boring with every other character on this show. The only thing he has done all season that I found entertaining was when he walked away from the car. And…

I think it’s more about what a nerd Richard is. Because he wouldn’t know just one thing about anything. So if he heard about bears, then he’d go and find out about all the other types of gay dudes and he’d remember them because unimportant information is what rattles around in that brain with all the 1s and 0s.

“Oi!” can be found in many countries, including Canada. Connecticut is not far so maybe she worked there previously?

The Black Hood is STILL the Scream-like duo of Tall Boy and Alice, who used to be a thing back in the day. Of course it could be someone totally random - because, Riverdale - but it was totally Tall Boy in that mask.

I have no idea why I keep reading these reviews. I gave up on the show early in Season 2. I don’t feel like it owes me for a bunch of wasted time, like The Walking Dead or Fear the Walking Dead (whose incessantly negative reviews STILL fill with me delight). I think - deep down - I feel like the real, conscience-free…

The funny thing is every time I see the Agent Orange building onscreen, I always watch to see if the name that shall not be named is seen. It almost never is, including long before his international implosion. Though I assume that has more to do with just not wanting a scene to look like product placement, even in a…

As agonizingly moronic as I find these “awards”, I assume Pally was paid to be there. Which says just as much about his “professionalism” as it does these useless things. I’d certainly never hire him for anything, including cleaning toilets.

Isn’t it a little odd that Laurie Metcalf has been on a whole bunch of television shows, but the one that’s treated her the worst is the one that she won 3 Emmys for?

It shows what a genius Agent Orange is that he thinks he can fire anyone who looks at him cross-eyed and then be surprised when those people go and write nasty books about him. People writing books about the President? NO WAY!

I’ve heard the best way to forget being in a poorly-received, lightly-attended horror movie is to immediately start filming another one!

The best burn about Ryan doing this as a family thing and not a tail-between-his-legs thing came from Conan:

The book was obviously written solely for an audience of one. Normally I’d be annoyed by that, but knowing that Trump and his buttlickers will have aneurysms over it for months to come, I’ve decided to enjoy it. Rising above these dipshits is obviously not accomplishing anything, and it’s a plus that the wallowing is…