It’s not a fucking comment on how often it shows up, but how random it is that Friday the 13th is significant but Thursday the 12th isn’t. He probably could’ve made the point better if he used Thursday the 13th or Saturday the 13th, but sometimes geniuses have problems realizing how to say things so they will be…

This isn’t like “gnarly”, which once meant something nasty and then changed to mean the opposite. “Awesome” literally means “full of awe”. Is Tyson being pedantic if he complains when someone says Breaking Bad is “awesome”? Yes, because that show was “awe-inspiring”. Is he being pedantic if he complains when someone…

I am rarely a fan of Ru’s designer. His dresses make her look huge, and the colors/patterns are often questionable. I used to love watching the Season Recap episode when she’d make Santino gush about her dresses when you know damn well he couldn’t stand most of them.

I was actually annoyed at how the judges bent over backward to pretend Aquaria’s final look wasn’t bullshit. I don’t care if she looked cool, it was a Make-An-Outfit Challenge and she glued cardboard to her undies. That’s lazy as fuuuuuuuuck. People talk shit about Michelle but she’s the only one who wasn’t falling…

... and she sucks at being funny.

The very last scene of the episode had Tandy with half his head shaved and Tandy saying “MIKE!” The actual episode spoiled that Jason Sudeikis would be in the next episode. Fox ain’t the one needing to get it together.

Okay, this is almost the halfway point of the new season and I have laughed exactly zero times. The actual actors on this show - Goodman, Metcalf and Chalke - are either barely used, poorly used, or both. The characters either show absolutely no growth from their previous incarnations, or they’ve turned into…

It has a lot less to do with CW recycling its stars than in so many CW shows filming in Vancouver. This, all the superhero shows, The 100, Supernatural, Riverdale, Life Sentence... pretty much all of them except for the ones getting canceled and Dynasty, Jane the Virgin and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

Do not argue with a person who treats Lisa Simpson as a real human being and not a cartoon character who has been collectively created by HUNDREDS OF WRITERS.

I have serious problems finding this to be a serious problem. Kids get called all kinds of shit. Honestly, if being called “Apu” is so life-ruining, then you deserved to be bullied. Being called that would have been absolute heaven, at least compared to being called “faggot”, “cocksucker”, “gayboy”, “girl”, etc.

You nailed it: They have too much shit going on this season. Maybe they could’ve focused on evil Kelly, brujo Pablo and Brandy and all their “family” dynamics this year and then go bigger with the Sumerians and Rubemary’s Baby next season.

That’s the biggest problem with Hildi is that - on occasion - she could do an amazing room. But she would be a hellish designer in real life because you could tell her TO HER STUPID FACE that you want shabby chic - which is not something anyone should want - and she would instead give you modern industrial because of…

And the reason we didn’t have this essay while Hughes was actually alive is...?

Yeah, I did the same thing. Even brought up the Justice Dept. But someone else started the whole thing again without reading so I absolve myself of all blame. Like The Vixen.

I don’t find it fun watching unclever children throwing witless shade at each other. Who do you root for in that situation? If either of them had any talent at it, then maybe we could at least take a quote from the incessant nonsense. Cracker attempting to show both these bitches how to be a decent human being and…

Except that it’s all bullshit. Vixen knows she goes overboard and has just decided that this lame “I’m black and you’re not!” is a perfect excuse to deflect that she was, in fact, being a fucking bitch that just so happens to also be black. Miz Cracker was the only correct one in this idiotic bitchfest. Cuz if you…

It was actually worse than that. They were meant to mimic kiddie porn. They did such a good job that the Justice Department got involved.

The people behind this version of the show seem to have embraced the idea that the old show was all about broaching “untouchable” subjects. But that happened in just a handful of the episodes. The other thing the show did was take sitcom tropes and turn them inside-out, something this show is failing miserably at.

OMG, it is soooooo hilarious every time someone feels the need to quote a recapper and then tell everyone that’s why they stopped watching.

Horatio Sanz was most likely still working on Great News when this was filmed, so doubtful. Maybe there was a window after filming wrapped there, but this show does also like to get big names for one-offs, so who knows?