I originally thought it meant oral since the peephole is higher on a door than the doggy door, but the later conversation clearly showed that she meant they could visit all the other bases but they weren’t crossing home plate.

Gawd, I really didn’t need to hear this! Aliens was awesome and JP is one of the most overrated movies of all time. “Oh no! I sure hope those dinosaurs don’t eat those kids in this PG movie! How suspenseful!” Repeat for every sequel.

Of course it does. Christians NEVER do anything bad.

“Riverdale is actually somehow really good,”

There’s this invention called YouTube where people who are just as stupid as you with way more time on their hands put together videos just like this one as an “everyone is doing it” response. Where are those videos?

The biggest problem with the whole “it was surprisingly not THAT anti-Semitic” argument is that Passion Plays were historically put on by Christians to incite hatred against Jews. The fucking Gospels were WRITTEN to incite Roman hatred against Jews, a scheme to bring Romans into budding Christianity. Honestly, anyone…

Why no love for Halsey? She was hilarious. When Michelle’s been the one bringing the funny, things are getting pretty dire on the panel. Ross just needs to take his dad puns on vacation. When Andy Cohen is funnier than you, hire a writer.

It’s much more difficult to rehab when you are not fit.

I wouldn’t. As All Stars 3 just proved, many queens bring their personal shit to the judging table. Alaska could be on that judging table extolling the greatness of Roxxxy Andrews and telling Jinkx Monsoon how much she sucked.

Let’s not rewrite history. She was boring as shit. She was a dude in a dress that couldn’t even change her name. And she has done nothing since to prove otherwise.

Yes! I too love bodysuits and half-assed drag and just hate when Michelle correctly points it out!

Wow! The first Jurassic World was soooooo good and sooooo intelligent and soooooo well-directed and well-written! Can’t wait to see how he can top that!

The funy thing is the original Spring Awakening was one of the sparsest productions ever to hit Broadway and it somehow won 8 Tonys, but what do all those people know compared to this doofus?

No, because that would imply that the most Christian man in America MASTURBATED.

She looks like Ivanka so OF COURSE he finds her attractive!

This has been the case with the White House Press Corps forever. If they get confrontational in there, then not just that journalist, but EVERY journalist from that news service will be “disinvited” from the Press Room. Which is why Fox reporters never pushed too hard during the Obama administration.

But what he didn’t say was that Luke would die in a speech given before some galactic senate, which would have been the exciting conclusion to 9 hours of all kinds of bills and laws passed by this senate. And we would have learned Luke and Leia’s ancestry back 42 generations, because NOTHING is as important as knowing…

So when does Lindsay Farris come back? Because there’s no way he did all that publicity stuff -including nerd conventions - for the little bit he was actually in front of the camera. Naked Bruja Lady has had just as much airtime and she wasn’t giving any interviews.

Looking at his feet is certainly better than looking at his punchable face.

I think Miz Cracker was robbed at gunpoint. We know Ru likes her some boohooing, which is the only reason I can see Mayhem beating Cracker in this challenge. As much as I loved the top half of Mayhem’s outfit, the bottom half was still fucking garbage bags. Using garbage bags in a crafting challenge is like wearing a…