Meh. A little of that goes a long way. I’ll take clever putdowns over the hyperactive ramblings of Rosie Perez’s cousin.

I’m totally with you as the only two I absolutely hate at this point are Aquaria and Vixen. (Though Kalorie’s unnecessary bitchery in Untucked has me ready to pencil her name in.) Even so, I mostly hate Vixen for her stupid-ass name. Aquaria is a million times worse, both personality and talent free. “Look how clever…

Always with the oh-so-horrible-calculations-of-a-person-on-a-game-show. So so tired. Could you imagine someone making that crack about someone on The Voice or American Idol? Those people are calculating every single note, every single movement, what personality they’re going to present during interviews or even when…

I just had someone try to goad me with the “fake news” shit. I just hollered, “Heil, Putin!” and shut them the hell up.

That was the finale? Man, that was weak. Did Carter think this shit was coming back for yet another unnecessary season? He shoulda handed the reins over to Bryan Fuller or someone else who knows what the hell he/she is doing.

The manhunt was definitely what drew people to the story in the first place. So little was known about any of the murders - or of the murderer - and we were all drawn in. So what did they decide was the way to tell the story? Why, botch the exciting part and focus way too much on the murders and the murderer! I…

I literally remember very little about this episode AND I JUST WATCHED IT. I just kept finding myself mentally wandering away. I am so annoyed that I am watching this crap. One episode left AND I DON’T CARE. The only good thing is that I thought I had read the book, but when none of this was seeming familiar, I went…

I’d do them both. Preferably at the same time.

It’s not totally unrealistic. Both stores had stupid business models. Maybe there is a business model that would work, something that better resembles stores that were taking customers from them. Open up the game section to appeal more to gamers, like localized game stores. Make the bike and skate area hipper, try to…

My biggest problem with this was that Liv and Major had a major argument that ended their “friends with benefits” arrangement and it seemed like their “friends” arrangement also. Having them immediately getting along just doesn’t work. Plus, if this is leading to Major turning on Fillmore Graves, then it would…

Plus, look at his fugly mouth! It’s like a piranha that even other piranhas won’t fuck.

Delightful! So how long until Breitbart turns him into the victim?

Can we call the ashen weasel what he really is? He’s an anti-gay bigot.

Just to be an asshole...

“If I look tall, maybe people will stop believing I stole Facebook from those twins! Or the election! Please?”

Thank you for these thorough recaps. I’m officially off the Riverdale train since these things are far more entertaining than that shit. They’re piling up on my DVR in case something good bothers to happen. I’m not holding out hope...

Oh, Vanessa Bayer. Hopefully - for you - more people write scripts with “Nervous Smiler” as a character, or you will soon be needing that backup career.

“If not for black voters, there would not be a Democratic Party. Without the black vote, Dems would lose every election at the local, state and national levels.” Unlike racism, math is apparently NOT one of your specialties.

After BenDeLa left, it didn’t matter who won the crown, because it was going to be a false victory (like Chad’s). So I started to look for other reasons someone should win. In the end it just doesn’t matter. The All Stars cast is full of runners-up who didn’t win their seasons (and one queen who shouldn’t have), so…

There were two words in this article that explain one of Toys R Us’s main issues: Hasbro and Mattel. We are in the Golden Age of Board Games and all TRU had on offer were mass-market crapfests like Monopoly and Life. Meanwhile Target’s gamer section has been getting bigger and bigger, becoming larger than the…