A slambo?

The movie in question isn't a remake of anything, though.

Did anyone else read that headline and immediately think of "The Wizard of Speed and Time"?

Orange Julius Caesar?

You assume correctly.

FINALLY MY PEOPLE HAVE A VOICE

You're right, so what was I thinking of? That thing withe the boots is definitely in an action movie somewhere.

In Die Hard With A Vengeance one of the bad guys' boots gives him away, maybe that's what you're thinking of?

It was a great accent. He should be on TV with that accent.

You can milk anything with nipples that isn't faster than you.

But hating the Kardashians make you cool! Don't you want to be cool?

Depends on the Christian.

177,000 people you don't want to get stuck talking to at a party.

Oral sex with Slash?

What's maddening is he used to go by "W. Axl Rose". SO WHAT WAS THE W FOR DAMMIT AXL

All sex ponytails are creepy sex ponytails.

Good. Fuck that guy.

#WeAllBelongDead

Also Sprach Zarathustra on 400 kazoos. Prince played 399 of them, with Tom Petty on Guest Kazoo.

After sweating in that thing all day, as soon as the boots come off?