Kingdom Hearts continues to have the worst, most unmarketable titles in existence.

This game never grabbed me. So after everybody telling me I had to play, I grabbed it on XBL. Still didn’t grab me. It’s a shame, since it’s so loved

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And now to update them so they run on my Wii U in regular mode. Maybe I'll actually finish DKC3 now.

Seriously. I'm a real stickler, and even I wish people would stop crying about not getting this thing. In 4 months after launch, there will be new colors and options ANYWAY. Probably even the smaller, more pocket-sized unit.

Would everyone please stop crying about not getting the smaller system?

Are we seriously crying about not being able to get the lesser version of a gaming experience in the name of arbitrary customization? Because we're all seven years old? The platform I choose mostly revolves around the actual gaming experience. Some may call me crazy but...

That said, not giving options is stupid. But…

Sometimes Brian, I just don't get where you are coming from at all.

Donkey Kong Country 3 has the best over world stuff with the Brothers Bear, Banana Birds, and vehicles. ....but overall. ....

Yes, this please. HD Remixes of all DKC, new Music by David Wise.